The scene begins tonight in the kitchen area of the house, where Alicia and Molly are at with a six water bottles filled with a colored substance. Beside them is a tub of strawberry-flavored Premium Whey Protein powder mix, and an empty bottle of cherry cough syrup. The red-filled bottles have the lids on them as Alicia and Molly begin shaking them up.

Molly: This was an awesome idea Alic', he's never gonna be able to tell.

Alicia: Well I'm sick of him sneezing and coughing, and since we have to sit next to him on the plane tomorrow morning, at least he'll have some of this in his system and throughout the day so hopefully by the time Madness is over, the cold is out of his system completely and we don't have to worry about getting sick ourselves.

Molly: And that little runt ate my whole box of Raisin Bran Crunch. That stuff is so delicious.

Alicia: I still don't see why you pour honey over it when those bran flakes are already honey-glazed.

Molly: Because one can never have too much honey, especially on cereal that already has honey on it. Honey is nature's candy, don't you know.

Alicia: I thought beets were.

Molly: No, beets suck.

Alicia: You know there was a band called the Beets once?

Molly: That was from that cartoon! Ummm, what was it called?

Alicia: Doug.

Molly: Yeah, that was a dumbass cartoon!

Alicia: What? I loved that show when I was in college. With his friend Skeeter and Porkchop. Then that girl he had that crush on, Patty. That show needs to be on dvd, or on television again at least. That's what kids should be watching now I think.

Molly: Meh, and MTV has gotten really lame in past few years hasn't it?

Alicia: I remember when they had Liquid Television, that was awesome. Or when MTV was actually about music, and not trends or people being stupid.

Molly: The only show on MTV that I'll watch is that Pimp My Ride show, even though the only thing it has to deal with music is it's hosted by Xzibit. And he's only around to pick up the car and introduce the owner to their new ride.

Alicia: I should buy a piece of crap car, then send some video in saying we need it to be pimped out.

Molly: DUDE! That's a fucking AWESOME idea!

Alicia: Yeah, and what's an awesome idea is this. Strawberry and cherry, protein shake and cherry cough syrup.

Molly: So what time do we have to be at the airport tomorrow?

Alicia: 8 AM. One way flight to Chicago.

Molly: Dorito better get better or he's gonna be puking in the locker room, if not backstage or worse yet, in the ring on TV.

Alicia: Should have a tough challenge against Chris defending the Ironman trophy.

Molly: Yeah, it was such a twist seeing that, I'm sure most people would've expected to challenge Matt for the world title. But with how the tournament built up the trophy and everyone was clamoring for that. Remember how it was a week before the debut show?

Alicia: Oh yeah. No one even cared about the battle royal except for Matt. And that's one of his specialty matches, he's really good. Doesn't matter if it's ten people, thirty people, sixty people, he still wins every battle royal he's in.

Molly: And from what it sounds like, or what I heard was that Matt is upset with Dorito for using the Ironman trophy as a title, and Hitman agreeing to it.

Alicia: Yeah, and not like it's a secondary title either, but like an equal. And I'm sure people just don't believe it cause what federation out there has two top titles that are equal to one another?

Molly: WWE with Raw and Smackdown titles.

Alicia: Smackdown sucks compared to Raw in every way. Well, except for Paul London, he seems to be the only guy on that show with talent. And even though he has to tone everything way down, he still gets some of what he can do out there.

Molly: Meh, come on, let's go take these up to Dorito so he can take one before he goes to bed, and hopefully we can get a little sleep tonight.

Alicia: Sleep at night, haha. I'm probably gonna end up sleeping on the plane like I always do.

Molly: Yeah, me too probably.

Alicia grabs one of the bottles as Molly grabs the frig door open and begins putting the other five away. Alicia then begins walking around the corner toward the staircase.

Alicia: Oh Dorito...

She begins walking up them as the scene fades away.

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