"What the? What happened last night? Owe, my head. Who is this?"

She rolls over way from Dorito, sits up, holding the blanket to her chest as she holds her forehead with her other hand. She squints as she looks around the room.

"This isn't my hotel room. Did I get picked up some guy and sleep with him? Shit. Hey, I'm not naked, so maybe...I don't know. This is Vegas. Should I just get up and leave? Or should I stay? Maybe he was good. I can't remember anything. Maybe he knows."

Dorito groans in his sleep, and she looks back over. D's hair covers most of the side of his face.

"Maybe I should wake him up. But what if he's some total asshole? Has a couple of nice tattoos though. I guess it wouldn't hurt to take a look at his face, perhaps he's cute and I could keep snuggling. He is pretty warm."

She leans over a bit, pulling the hair off the side of his face, and she looks down to see Dorito's face.

"Oh my god. Oh my god. I slept with Dorito? Oh god, why did I do this to myself? To him? I'm sorry, so sorry. He just got out of a long relationship, one inwhich I'm glad I was too nervous to make my move. I hope he understands, I was plastered, I don't remember anything I did to him. How did I seduce him? He doesn't drink, so I know he was thinking clearly. Maybe I did or said something to make him forget about April. But I never planned on sleeping with him on first date, or even before then. I've dreamt of this, but not to actually happen like this. Or maybe this is some cruel dream. Maybe I'm still sleeping. Hmm, if this is a dream, then it wouldn't hurt to go back to sleep. He's so warm, like a teddy bear."

She lays back down, and snuggles back up with Dorito once again, leaning over to kiss him on the neck for a couple of seconds before laying down to sleep. The scene switches over to Dorito's side of the bed, seeing him smile as Christy's hand begins to rub his chest. His eyes peek open, then blink a few times, then closes them once again.

"She came back to me, I knew she would. You love me, I knew it. I knew it. I love just laying in bed with you, and how you snuggle up with me from behind. You must have seen me on TV last night. Being kidnapped and brought to Vegas and hi-jacking a live national TV program to propose my eternal love for you. I love you, April. I feel like I'm on a cloud, I wish this moment never ends. And for you, I will kick that priest's ass if you want, and beat him until you cry no more.

Calling you, my true love, a whore, gets you killed. If you cry for mercy, then it only gets him maimed. And I will go to Phoenix next week, and I'm not waiting until the show starts to find you. As soon as I get to the building, I'm hunting for you. And if somehow you escape me, there's the next show, or the one after, or the one after that, and the one after that. It doesn't matter when, or where, but it's going to happen. The franchise is about to go down, so its time to sell your stocks, there's no future, no hope, no surviving. For every beginning, there is an end. And your life came to a climax last night when you came out to interrupt me, and piss on my love, my pride, my girl. I should wake up and write this all down. Bah, I'll never remember it all, I'll just have to go on memory and spur of the moment.

Hmmm, honey, you smell so great. I love you. As long as we're together, like this, nothing matters. When the world ends, I hope we're together, like this."

She kisses him on the back of the neck again, then licks the back of his ear.

"Mmmm, someone's in the mood. Keep going, I love it when you do this."

She swirls her tongue into his ear, licking around and sucking on his earlobe. He smiles and groans a little from the pleasure.

"This tastes so great. I hope he likes this. He seems to be."

She continues to swirl her tongue about his ear, inside and out, and he just moans from it while she rubs his chest, plucking at his nipples.

Dorito: Oh god yes.

"Keep going, keep going."

She interrupts for a couple moments, kissing him up and down the side and back of his neck and licking around before going back to continue on the ear. Her hand begins to slide down his chest, down his stomach, and under the bedsheet. His head arches back, and she leans over a little more, licking his cheek and the area between his eye and ear before going back to sucking and licking his ear. A few seconds pass and there's a knock at the door. Christy and Dorito continue on, never hearing the knock. Some more time passes, him groaning as there's some more knocking. Dorito reaches around with his arm, going under the cover as well, reaching back to Christy. She seems to heave a little and moves down his neck and proceeds to suck on one spot just over a vein. He huffs while the door suddenly opens up, and in walks Alicia, CJ, and Molly all rolling their suitcases, talking as the door opens.

Alicia: Dorito we've got a problem! Christy is missin..oh shit!

Molly: You fuckers!

Christy and Dorito both turn over and situp, using the blanket as cover as they look at Alicia, Molly, and CJ standing there in shock. Dorito glances over at Christy, then turns his head completely, shocked as well as he looks at her.

Molly: What, the fuck, is going on?

Dorito: I don't know.

Christy: I don't either.

Alicia: Shutup. We're supposed to have been checked out over an hour ago.

Dorito glances over at the clock, reading it at 1:16.

CJ: So get your asses out of bed and go take a shower you horny-ass bunnies.

Christy: Alic'...

Alicia: Sssh. Just, take a shower and get dressed and packed. We've got to be getting out of here soon before they send cops up here, and we don't want to be getting caught, ya know.

Molly: Yeah. So we'll be waiting down in the lobby for you.

They walk out of the room, giving Christy and Dorito odd looks before they leave, closing the door behind them. Christy and Dorito then look at each other.

Christy: What happened last night?

Dorito: You don't remember?

Christy: No, not a thing.

Dorito: Oh.

He begins to shuffle to the side of the bed.

Christy: Where are you going?

Dorito: Take a shower. After last night, and a little bit ago, I think I need a long, hot shower.

"What happened last night?"

She bites her lip, looking at him, then down at her hands for a few seconds, then back at him as the scene fades out.