The scene is set today with Christy, and Alicia sitting on the couch against the living room wall, and Molly, and CJ sitting together on the adjacent couch. King of the Hill is showing on the television screen.

CJ: What's this, uhh, program, called again?

Christy: King of the Hill.

CJ: Vrout.

Christy: Vrout? What is that supposed to mean.

CJ: Ugh, vrout means it sucks.

A phone is suddenly heard ringing, and all four of them go to find their cellphones. They grab their phones, looking at the screen while the ringing continues. After a few seconds, Alicia answers the phone, and the others put theirs away.

Alicia: Hello? ...Oh hey Kasandra! ...Nah, just kinda not watching King of the Hill. ...Yeah, we probably will tonight. ...No worries, I'm sure there'll be some. ...K, we'll talk about that later. ...Yeah, byes.

Alicia hangs up her phone, and looks at the other three.

Alicia: Kasandra says she's going tonight.

Christy: Sweet.

Molly: Tonight will be so fun, and with Kassie there, everyone inside and outside of the place will be looking at us.

CJ: Can we change this? I feel with all of this Texas hick uh stuff, this must be that president Dole guy's favorite show or whatever. It's eating my ever fashionable mind!

Christy: Isn't it president Bush?

CJ: Bush, Dole, Chiquita Banana...I don't care! Change it to the O.C.!

Molly: That isn't on in monday afternoons.

CJ: Just use your tivo.

Alicia: I don't have tivo.

CJ's jaw drops, as she looks right at Alicia for a couple of seconds.

CJ: You don't..have tivo? Give that butler of yours some money and send him to electronics store to get one. My gosh, now I almost see how people lived before tivo again. This is almost like a plot for some sort of lame horror movie.

Alicia: That's my brother, not butler.

CJ: That's exceedingly worse, living with a relative.

Christy: Well she was going to throw him out if he didn't get a job, but then he did at the wrestling show.

Molly: And the next show is going to be great! Kasandra and Alicia, tagging up to fight...to fight...uhhmmm?

Alicia: Liz Denigris and Santina Bartuzzinni. The woman who gets the pinfall is the Intercontinental champion.

Christy: I don't think Santina and Lizzy get along at all. This is so going right in the bag like every title match Alicia is in, she always comes away the winner.

Molly: Yeah Alic', how can you lose when you got the koolest tag partner to make an impact in 3WL, and us in your corner?

Alicia: This match is totally against Santina. A one in four chance of coming out of the match with title still in hand, and then factor in that she has to trust someone like Liz Denigris to not get pinned while Santina is on the outside.

CJ: Say, what if we break those odds apart even more?

Alicia: How so?

CJ: Call Liz, see if she wants to go to the rave tonight. Maybe she'd like a part of Special K.

Molly: That's totally not a bad idea!

Christy: Anyone know her phone number? Or where she even lives?

CJ: Why does it matter where she lives? She'll hop in a jet and fly out here to rave with us, it's simply logical.

Christy: But what if she lives in Hicksville, Texas?

CJ: Well if she lives in Hicksville, Texas, then she's a hick for living there. And a hick at a rave, albeit the two-week long fad a couple years ago, is going to stick out like a snowman in a desert.

Alicia: Snowman?

Christy: Snowman in a desert? Think about that CJ, the desert is hot.

CJ: Yeah.

Christy: And snow is cold.

CJ: Yeah.

Christy: So snow, in order to stay snow, has to stay at a freezing temperature.

CJ: Yeah, so what's your point?

Molly: Yeah, what is the point, Christy?

Christy: Point is, you can't make a snowman in the desert, because the desert is hot. Therefore there is no snow, because it'd have to be cold in order for there to be snow.

Molly: Well why not just grab some snow, throw it in a car, and drive to the desert? And then take the snow out, and build a snowman!

CJ: Like Molly said.

Christy smacks herself in the forehead.

Christy: Ugh!

CJ: See Christy, that's why a snowman would stick out. Got it?

Christy: But you can't have a snowman in the desert! It's too hot!

Alicia: What were we talking about again before all of you started arguing?

Christy: I don't know! All I can think about now are snowmen in the desert.

CJ: See? It can be done.

Alicia: Say, have you gotten that new Dandy Warhols cd?

Molly: You mean Welcome to the Monkeyhouse?

Alicia: Yeah.

Molly: Nneh, it's not trance.

Christy: I like them.

Molly: Well you like tapioca!

Christy: What's wrong with tapioca?

Molly: Duh! It's tapioca!

CJ: Don't old people eat that?

Alicia: That stuff makes me sick.

Christy: It's good.

Molly: Christy, tap-i-oca!

Alicia: Getting beaten around by Sexy Amanda last week is better than tapioca. And breaking Liz and Santina this friday to take the Intercontinental title is better than tapioca. Even if we lost, it's still better than tapioca.

Christy: Tapioca is not that bad.

Molly: Christy, getting kicked in the face is better than tapioca.

CJ: Someone wearing the same outfit as me is somewhat better than tapioca, barely though.

Molly: Ooh! What a burn CJ!

Christy: That was going over the line, CJ.

CJ: No it wasn't! The only thing tapioca blows less than, is Molly.

Molly's jaw drops as she looks straight at CJ, while Christy and Alicia start laughing. Molly grabs the pillow-cushion she's sitting against and smacks CJ in the head with it. CJ grabs her cushion as Molly lays into her with some pillow shots. CJ creams Molly in the head, knocking her off her feet and onto her back on the couch. CJ pushes off the arm of the couch and pounces on Molly, hitting her with the pillow in the face. CJ presses the cushion against her face, and Molly jerks herself and CJ rolls over and off the couch, with Molly coming down on top of her. Christy and Alicia look at one another and shrug their shoulders, then get off their couch, cushions in hand. They start whacking Molly in the back with their cushions, and she laughs as she covers her head as she tries getting off of CJ. Molly takes her cushion in one hand, as she covers her head with her other, as she somewhat looks over at Christy, who pounds her with the cushion. Molly takes a wild swing, belting Christy in the side and knocking her down onto the couch Christy was just on. Molly then dives on top of Christy as Dorito suddenly walks into the living room, having come down from his room, and he stops to look at the four women. Christy groans as Molly continuously whacks her in the head with the cushion, and Alicia looks over at Dorito while she's helping CJ up.

Dorito O-kay.

He suddenly begins to slowly backtrack out of the scene, and heads back up to his room. Alicia and CJ look at one another, shrug their shoulders, then go over to Molly to whack her in the back with their cushions, laughing as the scene fades out.