The scene begins on some street in downtown Phoenix, around two in the morning. Here we find Dorito leading the walk as he carries the IRONMAN championship over his shoulder, still wearing his silver pants and a Second Coming t-shirt. Followed right behind him is Special K, laughing and giggling as they each carry a cappuccino. The city streets are practically barren, no real signs of life aside from a couple of cars driving down the road far off in the distance.
Christy: Slow down D!
Dorito stops, turning to look back as the women giggle.
Dorito: Well I wasn't the one drinking.
Molly: Sure you weren't!
Dorito: It was orange juice. It's full of vitamin C and it's good for you, what better way to celebrate with?
CJ: Not even one drink with a model?
Christy: Come on D! Lets get wasted and have sex!
Dorito cocks an eyebrow at her.
Christy: WHOOOOO!!!
The other women laugh as Dorito just stands there, staring at them as they catch up and walk past. Christy turns back and blows a kiss at him, Molly and CJ then doing the same while Alicia sips her cappuccino. The champ just glances down at his title belt over his shoulder, and smiles before resuming his walking.
Alicia: Are you sure the hotel is this way?
Molly: I thought we were sleeping in the airport.
CJ: I do not sleep at airports like those homeless people. They should just be deported.
Christy: Remember we left our luggage at the hotel? Besides, I always sleep on my neck wrong when I fall asleep waiting at an airport.
Molly: You could just sleep on Dorito.
Christy: Yeah?
Catching up in his walking, Dorito chimes in.
Dorito: I don't care where we crash, so long as we're at the airport tomorrow to fly back to LA. I've got that appointment at the jewelry shop to get this thing cleaned to pristine condition. I mean, do you know what Lonewolf or Z-Bone have been doing to my baby?
Alicia: And next week is the big title match.
Dorito: Next week can wait until tomorrow. All that matters is right now, and that is me having April...I mean the IRONMAN title back.
Molly and Alicia stop, causing Dorito to stop as Christy and CJ take a few more steps before realizing they've stopped and turn back to rejoin the group.
Molly: April? Dude! You fucking haven't got her out of your head yet? It's been a goddamn year!
Dorito: I KNOW!
Alicia: You need to go out with some other girl. Many girls. Forget about her, it's over.
Dorito: It'll never be over! Not as long as I have this!
He lifts his belt up a little, acknowledging it before leaving it alone.
Dorito: And there will be no mistakes like last time. If someone thinks they can cheat me out of this title, then I'm going to break both of their hands so he can't even bare to pick it up. But there's no worry because NO ONE is taking this title.
Alicia: D, you need to get over her. Get over this. You need counseling.
Dorito: Fuck you. Counseling?
Christy: Haha, Dorito talking about his problems in life? Like that'll ever happen! WHOOOO!!!
Christy laughs as she screams upward into the minimal quiet of the night. The other women chuckle from Christy's drunken proclamation.
Molly: Or what he really needs is to get laid.
Dorito just keeps his straight face, trying to zone them out as he continues walking.
CJ: Didn't he sleep with Christy like a year ago?
Molly: Yeah! I remember that, it was the night of the first WWFW show when we went to Vegas.
CJ: Does that count though? I mean what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Alicia: I don't remember that.
Christy: I fucked D? Gimme some sugah!
She runs up and jumps onto Dorito's back, disregarding the cup in her hands as it goes flying forward ahead of them as he walks, while she wraps her arms around him to hang on in a piggyback.
Christy: Woohoo! I'm riding him like a cowgirl!
Dorito stands in place as Christy hangs on while she dry-humps his back while the other girls gather around to laugh.
Dorito: Can you please?
Alicia sets her cappuccino down on the concrete while Molly and CJ laugh.
Christy: Give it to me harder!
CJ: Looks like she needs to get laid too.
Alicia grabs Christy, wrapping her arms around her from behind, and pulls her off.
Molly: Hey, since D and Christy both need to get laid...
CJ: Hahaha.
Alicia sets Christy on her feet, and Christy closes her eyes as she feels herself up, running her hands up her chest and squeezing her boobs while Alicia lets go. The four of them watch Christy for a few seconds before she loses her composure and turns around to grab the sides of Alicia's head and pulls her close for a kiss. As this is going on, Alicia reacts by putting her hands on Christy's shoulders, trying to push her away. Christy has her eyes closed as she is trying to kiss Alicia, but Alic' pushes her away. Christy loses her balance and falls to her ass and begins giggling, while Molly and CJ laugh as well.
Molly: I think she's trying to do the whole family now, hehe.
CJ: Haha.
Dorito: I don't know why I continue to go with you four.
He turns and continues walking down the street, Molly and CJ jog a few feet before joining him on each side, wrapping an arm around the back of his neck as they walk with him.
Molly: It's because you love us you big teddy bear!
CJ: Ja, though if you were MISSLE, I would strip off all your clothes and make sweet, hot love to you right here in these filthy streets. You dirty, dirty boy. That's what you want, isn't it?
Alicia helps Christy back up, then grabs her cappuccino as they walk to catch up with the others. CJ tries to rub her other hand on Dorito's chest, but he swipes it away. She giggles while Dorito stops, and ducks his head to get free of them. He then turns around, bumping right into Alicia and as their bodies pressed together, it squashed the coffee cup she was carrying in front of her, exploding the drink up, and onto her body. Alicia's jaw just hangs as she senses the liquid on her neck, chest and body as it streams down her skin, under her clothes as well.
Dorito: I'm sorry.
Molly and CJ come back, laughing, which puts a smile on Alicia's face.
Molly: I think the hotel is just a block or two ahead.
Christy: Yeah, then we'll get you out of those clothes and into a nice, hot shower. Which you're welcome to join, D.
Dorito: I'm not showering with my sister.
Christy jumps at Dorito, and he reacts by catching her.
Christy: Well you can take one with me then.
She then extends her neck forward and kisses his cheek.
Dorito: But I'm not even...
Just then Christy begins to choke for a second before coughing and vomiting onto his neck and the IRONMAN title over his shoulder which is by her head. A couple of seconds pass as she finishes, and she passes out with her head laying against the IRONMAN belt, bits of slimy vomit and brown slime getting into her hair. Alicia, Molly, and CJ all laugh as Dorito is stuck with no reaction for a few seconds before he utters one word.
Dorito: ...dirty.
This causes the women to laugh even harder as they keep walking in the street, with Dorito carrying Christy in her arms. The scene just fades away, watching them move farther from site.
