The scene begins at an ice cream parlor at night somewhere in downtown Los Angeles, namely Mashti Malone's Ice Cream shop. In the booth we find Alicia, Molly, and CJ sitting on one side, with Dorito and Christy on the other.

Dorito: No, seriously, I just don't give a fuck right now.

Christy: Swearing a lot tonight, aren't we?

Dorito: What the fuck do you mean?

Molly: You never swear this much.

Christy: Yeah.

Dorito just looks around at all of them, then down at the table before looking out the window.

Dorito: You're all fucking nuts.

Alicia: It's the movie. I tell you, every single time he sees a movie he's like, he gets an urge to follow the story of the movie.

Dorito: Shut the fuck up. No I don't.

Molly: Yes you fucking do!

Molly giggles as the women look around the restaurant, at the few other couples in there, and the employees glancing over as well.

Dorito: I feel like dying my hair black now too. Why I don't know, I just do.

Alicia: Black?

Dorito: Yeah.

CJ: I can't wait to go to New York on friday!

Molly: Oh I know! I haven't been there in say at least a year.

Alicia: We totally have to go to Wolfgang's. I LOVE their cheesecake.

CJ: It's to die for.

Molly: Better than that, it's to gain fat for.

Christy: Wow, it sounds really great.

Alicia: Wait, have you ever been to New York, Christy?

Christy: No.

Molly: You're shittin' me.

Christy: Nope, I've never been there.

CJ: Like, oh my god. We are so gonna have to take over Manhattan.

Christy: If the muppets couldn't do it, I don't see how we can.

Molly: Muppets?

Christy: Yeah, you know, Kermmi, Ms. Piggy, Gonzo, Fozzy...

Alicia: What do muppets have to do with New York?

Christy: Because they made a movie where they invade New York and try to take over Manhattan by getting their play put on broadway.

Molly: That sounds like one of the dumbest fucking stories I've ever heard.

Christy: But it's one of my favorite movies.

Molly: Well you need to fucking get a new favorite movie.

Alicia: Hey, does anyone want to see Elizabethtown?

CJ: Oh me!

Molly: That is such a chick flick. Why would anyone want to see that?

Alicia: Uhh you're a chick?

CJ: That is unless you have been hiding something from us. Molly, take off your clothes.

Molly: What? No!

CJ: Come on! Not like it wouldn't be the first time you're naked in public.

Molly: Yeah, but I don't feel like doing it here while I'm waiting for some of the best fucking ice cream in Cali. Besides, we're in New York in a few days, I wonder what kind of trouble us girls can stir up.

Molly smiles as she looks down, then around at each of them.

Dorito: You four have your little fun in New York, but for me, it's all about those tag team titles. For what seemed like ages I had my eyes on tag team titles, and I held them with Matt Helmsley, a few times. I've held them with a number of people, but this is unlike anything else. How veracious the name, Final Destination, because Jason Aries and Larz as a tag team will be over.

Alicia: I can't believe you got him to turn for the tag team titles. What about the world title? Or the Ironman title?

Dorito: We'll take care of those championships as well. Trust me, the only people who know about him, are us, and him. Presuming he hasn't told anyone either.

Christy: I don't see why you won't tell me who "he" is.

Putting his arm around her.

Dorito: All in due time, all in due time.

Alicia: Besides, what's wrong with a little surprise?

Christy: But...

Molly: Ah fuck it Christy. I don't know who it is, and I don't care. Jason Aries is a hot little number as far as I'm concerned, and could be the new star for a whole line of my films. Especially since Matthews went all bitchy after getting hurt and quit doing my movies.

CJ: What a dick.

Alicia: Don't you mean what a pussy?

All of them chuckle for a few moments before coming back down.

Dorito: You know, when I was younger, my mom said if I ever tampered with anything outside, I'd change the course of the world. Of course I had no idea what she meant, but there come times when I realize this. Like one time I came home from school, and there was a snake on the doorstep in front of the house. And it was hissing at me, and I had no idea what to do, I was frozen. I had never encountered one before, only read about them. But the snake saw me, and started coming toward me. And like the child I was, I backed away, but there was Sonic, who just grabbed it and flung it high up and away like throwing a rock as far as you can. And he thought nothing of it, just went inside, and I couldn't believe it. Where did the snake go? Did it land on someone? Did it go through a window into someone's home? Someone's car? Did it die upon impact? I don't know, but Sonic changed the world with anything he did, with no thought of it. And here I sit, having to plan and scheme and set things up weeks in advance just to do something I want, where he'd just go and do it. But I learned shortly there after because as I backed off from the snake, I had accidentally stepped into my mom's flower bed, and stepped on my dad's favorite purple rose my mom had planted for him, even though she hates the color purple. Had that snake never been there, I never would have stepped on the rose, killing it, and getting my parents upset later on and I was spanked.

Alicia: Wow, all because of a snake?

Molly: You're such a fucking pussy. You two put a tarantula in the mailbox to rib us, and now we're so getting you back.

Christy: No, please, ANYTHING but snakes.

Just then, a waiter approaches the table carrying a large glass try on his arm. He carefully takes one coned glass off each plate, passing them out as he speaks with his odd accent.

Waiter: Ah me-ladies, heerza gay.

Setting the first glass down in front of CJ.

Waiter: N-heerza gay.

Setting the second glass down in front of Alicia. She smiles as she watches it get set down.

Waiter: Heerza-gay me-lady.

He sets it down for Molly.

Waiter: Heerza-gay petty.

Setting the dish down for Christy.

Waiter: And furta big man, heerzo bib.

He takes a bib off his tray, setting it down on Dorito's shoulder. The four women start laughing as Dorito's jaw just hangs. The waiter then sets the final cup on the table in front of Dorito.

Waiter: Thank-gay ladies.

He bows, a huge smile on his face before he turns and walks off. Dorito's jaw still hangs as the women finish their chuckling. Dorito shakes it off, picking up his spoon.

CJ: What D, not gonna put on your bib?

Alicia: Hehe, silly boys, such sloppy eaters.

Christy: Cut it out guys, seriously.

Alicia: Sorry, but...

Christy: No. I mean...

She turns her head back in the direction the waiter went, putting her arm up.

Christy: Hey waiter! Can I get another bib for this guy?!

The women giggle as Dorito turns his head to look at Christy, who is smiling as she puts her arm down to turn to face Dorito.

Christy: What?

He just stares at her with a "you're so dead" look.

Molly: Fucking pig.

CJ, having taken the first bite, speaks.

CJ: Oh god, this ginger rosewater is orgasmic!

Alicia: (With some ice cream in her mouth) You've got to try the herbal snow.

They all eat, mmm'ing after every bite, while the scene fades out on them enjoying their dessert.