1. You drink from a stream expecting it to make you healthy
2. You Try and make an Alabaster Potion
3. You Walk around tapping trees
4. You go searching for powerstones
5. You "tap" one of your friends
6. You think there is mana in your outdoor pool
7. You are Afraid of Yawgmoth
8. You try and summon a Goretusk Firebeast
9. You name characters after game characters
10. You change your name to Urza, Draco, Mishra, Kamahl, Crovax, or some other Character in the story
11. You beleive there is no heaven...There is only the plains of Serra
12. You beleive life ends whenever your 50(Test of Endurance pun)
13. You beleive that your nightmares come to life
14. You try and planeswalk
15. As an excuse for school, someone played a memory lapse on you
16. When the power goes out, you say "Power Sink"
17. You try and apply for a job in the Cabal Pit
18. you use spindown dice each game.
19. You go around killin rodents, squirrels, armadillos, ect. hoping to win the game(Pun of Mortal Combat)
20. You "Traumatize yourself"
21. You try and create a huge tidal wave(Aboshan type thing)
22. You can throw cards into trees, walls ect.
23. You fuse with a tree
24. You raise Squirrels
25. You try to be an artificer.
26. You hope for a Wrath of God on all the people you don't like
27. You try and Polymorph one of your friends.
28. You stay up 'till 4 in the morning with a box of 20000+ cards and within your reach are your trusty bag of pretzels and Jolt Cola all for the purpose of creating a devious deck.
29. You don't know why lotus petals don't exist in real life
30. You see the need to shock your friends.
31 You try and do X damage to one of your friends with a fireball.
32. You put handcuffs on your opponents' hands(literally).
33. You try to make your friend phase out.
34. You see a Lightening Angel in the middle of a storm.
35. You poke one of your friends.
36. You try and combine Magic, Pokemon, and Harry Potter into one game(you end up with a reallyy f-ed up game).
37. You make up your own rules like master caster.
38. You pit a Pikachu against a Shivan Dragon.
39. You and about 10 of your friends play a game of "chaos"(every man for himself).
40. You dare to play Ironman with a friend of yours.
41. You play with an entire deck of foils.
42. You use some of the most horrible cards in the game.
43. You attempt to operate a mana rig.
44. You regularly set cards ablaze if ya don't like them.
45. You use Mons Goblin Raiders as proxies.
46. You claim that you know a Phyrexian in real life.
47. You brainstorm of creating new cards(you even publish a proxy of the card and use it around your friends).
48. You adorn your room with pictures of champions.
49. You use EVERY possible counterspell in one deck.
50. You build replicas of the Ornithopter and the Dragon Engine.
51. You have all the books from the MTG series.
52. You use Pokemon cards as Elephant, Bears, Squirrels, ect.(tokens)
53. You pit a Mewtwo against a B.F.M.
54. You build a space needle out of your favorite card, -- i.e. Llanowar Elves.
55. You phone Magic R&D More than 5 times a day telling them how awesome or how horrible a card is.
56. You know the Comprehensive rules(in and out).
57. You use a fan to blow about counters.
58. You smash vases, glass, rocks, ect.
59. You are an expert at stacking.
60. You use a stack of cards to keep track of your life.
61. You act like Teferi.
62. You play a game that lasts over 4 hours.
63. You name your pet Burke.
64. You try to acquire a real-life Mirari.