Here is what Gaufqwi enthusiasts from around the world have to say about The Sward: If you would like to leave your own comments, you may add a new entry to the guest book.

MrG - 12/07/00 17:55:02 My Email:JohnGoldsborough@msn.com Years Playing Gaufqwi: since its introduction into this country

Comments: The gerbils tend to become lodged in my throat but I do enjoy wearing spandex.

some kid who is an algebra student:age 3 - 04/09/99 15:54:35 Years Playing Gaufqwi: 39

Comments: uh, no

Bill Berg - 11/21/97 22:32:53 My URL:http://www.rodenthaven.com My Email:moco@aol.com Years Playing Gaufqwi: 3, total in former lives

Comments: As you no doubt have surmised from the fact that my name is gerbil spelled sideways, in several previous existences, I was, in fact, a gerbil. This go-around I am masquerading as an inferior species commonly known as homo sapiens (sapiens?). BE WARNED!! You are being watched and will be punished!! Gerbils WILL prevail!!! You will regret your folly. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life! Plans are in order for a mass tournament of our entertaining game: "Iwqfua ," (roughly translated-"Chewing the mucous membranes of human beings"). Thank you and have a nice day.

IM4UF - 08/16/97 01:21:59 Years Playing Gaufqwi: Since the birth of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitz

Comments: That last match, sure you beat me, but hey, I had just spent a week at band camp with a bunch of idiots who don't play Gaufqwi, much less know what it is. But you just wait until next Saturday! You will be amazed by my super-human snowshoe maneuvering, nd not on those wimpy synthetic ones either. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Shannon "King Gaufqwi" Bostrom - 08/16/97 01:01:17 Years Playing Gaufqwi: Since I learned to play the steel drums way back in 1492

Comments: I love you man! I'm so glad that you have announced to the world your deep admiration for the ancient, yet sacred art of gerbil-bashing through a rarely recognized sport known simply as "Gaufqwi". You, Mr. Swardsmaster, are my hero!

Jim Work - 08/05/97 23:31:38 My Email:jimw@games-workshop.com Years Playing Gaufqwi: 6 or 7, since its inception here in the USA

Comments: I trust my fellow swardsmen were as relieved as I to discover our very own web page!! I hope that this will lead to at least local amateur leagues, which will hopefully allow us to be recognized across the USA.

Roomonster - 08/05/97 14:34:43 My Email:roomonster@hotmail.com Years Playing Gaufqwi: Well, back in 1932,... Ah, never.

Comments: I'm just curios as to why this site doesn't have a computerized version of Guafqwi. It would be very fun and interesting to get a game going on here. Also, where does one go to see a Guafqwi game?

shameless - 08/05/97 13:55:22 My URL:http://www.dot-net.net/kreg My Email:gourde@iname.com Years Playing Gaufqwi: years ago I played the game when it was still called 'Boihyt Boihyt Boihyt'

Comments: I'm disappointed to see that the strategy has all but disappeared from this current version of the game. What happened to the special diet, subjecting your opponent's gerbil to emotional blackmail, and "spanking little Jonnie behind the ears?" I'll prob bly break down and play this game, but it will remain pale in comparison. What is your positon on gerbils receiving skill training at a two-year technical college? Think of how much more interesting Gaufqwi would become!!

Sgt.Major - 08/05/97 00:51:05 Years Playing Gaufqwi: never have and never will

Comments: There is a law in the universe called Karma. I hope you are prepared when the cycle returns your way. All life is sacred.You will at some time in your life realise this. If you and your friends feel the need to inflict pain and suffering on small harmless animals,I suggest you all take up Russian Roulette.I'm sure this would meet your needs and at the same time make the world a better place.

Dave "Sr. Gaufqwi" Dennis - 08/04/97 01:28:25 My URL:http://www.umcsc.org/dave My Email:tim.guy@umcsc.org Years Playing Gaufqwi: Oh....dozens

Comments: This is the greatest page I've ever seen in my whole life. Gaufqwi Master, you are my hero. But I must say, I feel I can beat you this time...I think that when you beat me last time that it was a fluke...I've been practicing, and let me tell you...YOU A E GOING DOWN!! I've been practicing long distance jigging, so be ready!!

Charlie - 08/02/97 16:42:17 Years Playing Gaufqwi: ???

Comments: Is this for real?

Hazel Matheson - 08/02/97 03:13:23 Years Playing Gaufqwi: None!

Comments: This is the sickest thing I have ever heard of in my entire life. You should be ashamed.

William Laurens - 08/02/97 02:44:25

Comments: Great site. Glad to finally see gaufqwi on the web.