Hello there, I see you've found my lil' spot on the internet and I assume you read my warning in the java script. This "webpage" is about me, what I like to do and my personal views, which if you don't like....well, fuck you. So, why are we wasting time here, lets get this show on the road.


Okay, so this is me. Most people on the internet and some in the real world know me as PyroFiend. I live in the grand ole US of A, Alaska if you wanna get all technical about it. No, I do not live in an igloo and no I don't have a polarbear for a pet. I live in a larger then average home and have a nutty miniature snchuazer or however the hell you spell it. Now if your the average moronic net surfer, you should be getting a little curious about how I look. Well, I'm half portuguese and half good ole' American mutt. I have dark hair and blue eyes. I'm not exactly tall, nor very short. Yes, I do have a picture but I have met many fuckups (my definition of fuckup) on the net and I don't always show it everyone. Besides, this is the internet, I could be lying my ass off.

Now before you start thinking I'm an asshole or jerk (which I can be, but only to fuckups and stupid people) you have to understand that I live in a community where there are 4 basic catagories of people. And here they are. Christians, Stupid Jocks, Drugs users, and Wannabe Punks. For the most part, one group will look down upon the others but they are interweaved at times in a sort of Ven Diagram kinda way (learned that in algebra). I know good innocent christians that have the secret bad life of the drug users, etc. Most of my friends and I don't actually fit into any of these groups, sure one of my best friends is very athletic, but sports aren't his entire life, now his girlfriend is. I don't fit into any of those groups in any way, shape or form. Sure I've do some sports but only a lazy fatass doesn't, I'm no punk with wild hair and strange body piercings, I've never used illegal substances cause I don't see the point of doing something that will make you less aware of the stuff happening around you and I am DEFINITY not a goddamn christain. I have christian friends, we get along fine, it's just the people in general I can't stand. I'll probably discuss this topic later on in my page.

I am a "Generation X" teenager, if you haven't figured it out already. I do not claim to be the smartest person alive. Nor do I claim to be the greatest person alive. Yes, like everybody else, I too have done some bad things. Probably the worse was lying to my parents which was ever so long ago when a friend of mine did something stupid and I thought I'd be brave and cover for him. Well, shit happens and thats all behind me. Though I may not be Mother Teresa (The World will miss her), nor that Pope fella, but I think I'm a decent good guy. I've never drank, smoked weed or cigerette, snorted crack, had sex, etc. I plan on only having sex if I get married, simple as that. Oddly enough though, I have been critized by people in my school that my personal morals are bad. I think they are actually pretty decent. The best I can figure is that because I'd rather spend a Sunday outside in the sun and snow playing paintball with my friends, joking around and having a good time, that makes me a bad and evil person because I could be in a "Place of God", worshipping things told from a book that for all we know could be some Alien tactic to control the world and cut down the human population. I dont want anybody emailing me, trying to tell me that differences in religion hasn't caused any wars.
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