~Olaf the Norse~
~Collections and Game Predictions~

(To be read with a Norwegian accent,
if unavailable try
German/Austrian/Swiss accent)

OLAF: I am Olaf, funds collector of the BMSFFL.
I hail from Trondheim Norway, which is about 600 miles north of Oslo.
I advise you to PAY YOUR BILLS
If you do not pay your fees, I will bend your ring
finger backvards until it touchs your forearm. That really hurts!

This year I will be joined by Trudy. She is a bodybuilder from
Los Angeles California.
Trudy, say hi to the nice people.

TRUDY : Hi, I'm pleased to meet you. Like Olf, oh, sorry, Olaf says, Pay your fees.
I can crack walnuts with my butt cheeks, you dont want me to have to do that to your knuckles!
OLAF : ah..Thank you, Trudy. You can see the potential
for great pain. Keep your hand from the cheeks of pain and pay your fees.




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