Sugar 'n' spice and she'll knock you out twice
Her methodical dislocation of your entire body
Michelle "Mouse" Krasnoo, ready to rumble
The "Mouse" that beat up on your cheese
Rubina Hill, your local knockout distributor
"Hi, I'm Rubina...are you my punching bag?"
"OK, close your eyes...I have something for you..."
Most Likely To Get Whatever She Damn Well Wants
Always there to hold your hand...
...while she tries to kick your face off.
"Oh, she's downstairs, punching him into submission..."
"Oh, no...you're not leaving yet..."
"...now what small, round abdominal pit would be a
simply *perfect* target to absorb the impact of one of my toes travelling at 25 MPH, hmmmm...?"
"Slowly I turn, step by step..."
All's fair in love and absolute humiliating defeat