Canadian Corner


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To all readers I am taking a poll that will last for 4 weeks. E-mail me your results. I call it Sachmo's Slammy's, and The Fantasy matches. Here's the categories for the Slammy's.

Best WrestlerBest TagteamWorst Enemies
"Stone Cold" Steve AustinLOD Austin and Hart
Bret "Hitman" Hart The Outsiders Michaels and Hart
Shawn Michaels Austin and MichaelsMankind and "Taker"
Undertaker Kama and FarooqBenoit and Eddie G.
Sting Harlem Heat WCW and NWO
Hogan The Steiner BrosWWF and ECW and USWA
Vader The Headbangers

Best Finisher Who is fattest?
Sting/Bret Hart:Scorpion Death Lock/SharpshooterGorrilla Monsoon
Austin:Stone Cold Stunner Paul Bearer
Kevin Nash:Jacknife Homer Simpson
Shawn Michaels: Sweet Chin Music Jason Alexander
LOD:Doomsday Device
Flair:Figure Four
The Giant:Chokeslam
Hall:Razor's Edge?
Sid:Powerbomb
Undertaker:Tombstone

Freedom of Speech Biggest Loser
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin Jim Cornette
Paul E. Dangerously Kevin Kelly
Marlyn Manson The "Brain" Heenen
Ozzie Osborne Hogan
Bret Hart Barry Horowitz
Farooq Eric Bischoff

And now to the Fantasy matches. Basically, they're WWF v WCW.

Hart v Sting Helmsly v BenoitMichaels v Flair
Hart Foundation and NOD v NWOBulldog v LugerLOD v Outsiders
Sid v GiantUndertaker v NashOwen Hart v Dean Malenko
Austin v Hogan

E-mail me with the results. I will post the results in 4 weeks.

Now on to the article. Haven't you ever wondered what had happened with the Undertaker-Mankind fued? What ever happened with Mankind getting managed by Paul Bearer? It seems that Mankind is starting to lose his edge in wrestling. Wasn't it just awhile ago that he was attacking face wrestlers and not helping them? It seems that this campaign of Mankind's will never work. Austin said so himself that he will more likely go back with Shawn Michaels if he comes back. He probably will since one of the stops in the WWF tour is San Antonio Texas. Apperently Shawn Michaels is not happy with the WWF and he probably will not come back. But if he does that will be one of the happiest days of Hart's life, and the worst day of Mankind's life. That's why Hart and Mankind just might have a match going as soon Summerslam if Michaels is a no show.

Expect the Undertaker to loose the belt over Vader because of interference by Kane. Expect Waylon Mercy to be Kane and expect Kane to be a part of Paul Bearer's little Rocky Horror Picture Show. You know, the WWF has been promoting this secret for almost 2 months now, and this is the kind of secret we get. I was expecting something a little bit more exciting. Kind of reminds me of WCW and Curt Henning. I was also looking forward on seeing this wrestler who was an IC champ. Unfortunately that did not happen. IMO the Undertaker will still have the same amount of respect from all the WWF fans.

Now that the Undertaker left Paul Bearer, will Ahmed Johnson drop out of the NOD, or will he stay. Because in the beginning he said that he did what he did because he wanted the Undertaker to be the Undertaker. Now that he is, will Ahmed Johnson leave the NOD? Now he's saying that he is in the NOD because of this whole race issue. Nothing is happening in that thick skull, small minded head of his.

The Godwinns have taken another turn. But is it for better of for worse? Now that the Godwinns have turned heel, will their happy dancin' hillbilly music change? Frankly, Don't know, don't care. I really don't care for the Godwinns because I think that they are losers and that they will never gain my respect as a wrestling tag team. What with all the hillbilly music and all. I just don't see how these two wrestler's are still in the wrestling business. I mean they're just bringing down the ratings for the WWF. So just don't re-sign them, unless they can change their attitude and names. Face it, two wrestler's with the names of HOG and PIG can never get my respect any day.

Have you heard Ken Shamrock's voice lately. It is a soft, loving, caring and warm voice. Hardly the voice of "The Worlds Most Dangerous Man". And when will he get really good matches? I want to see him versus Austin. When that happens here's a prediction: Ken loses, he get's real pissed off and starts kickin' the crap out of the referees, he walks to the dressing room and beats the bloody pulp out of some wrestler's. Dan Severn comes along, Shamrock is about to him, when they talk it out, and they form a tag team. This would boost ratings, and interest in tag-teams, I like to see it happening. That's all for the Canadian Corner, see ya. :)


Article #2

Welcome to the Canadian Corner. When I was watching RIW about the NOD and the DOA and reading stuff on the 'net about this racial stuff. I was just astounded. The new NOD just started, give it some time and you will see some caucasion people in there. Dido for the DOA, you will see some black(sorry) people there just give it some time. Expect the Undertaker or Austin to be some kind of middle person in a little feud that just might happen. Now the NOD hates the Undertaker right? And the Hart Foundation hates Austin right. Now what if Austin and the Taker got into a tag team match against Kama and Farooq. The Hart Foundation would come in and attack Austin, and the NOD attacks the Undertaker? Those two groups would unite together against a common goal. Getting rid of those two wrestlers. Then they would unite. I doubt if this would ever happen but it would be nice to see.

Expect to see the Undertaker against Vader in July's IYH. Ahmed is away on injury. Also the fat guy's group is falling apart. I want to see what is this secret fat boy is holding over the Undertaker. Expect the Taker to attack Paul probably right at the beginning of the revealing and Paul would say next week dead man. To increase ratings. Or the Undertaker would attack Fat Man at the end of the secret Vader comes out to save Paul and would have title match.

On to Shawn Michaels. In the brawl that had happened on the 16th of June, Michaels and Hart were fighting therefore stopping Pillman v Austin match. If Titan made a deal with Shawn, expect him to come back as a major heel, almost like the old Shawn Michaels with Diesel. Expect Shawn not to re-sign with Titan after his contract. Then he could be with his friends in WCW, if they stay in WCW. Now on to some WCW news. Benoit is a little unhappy with the WCW and maybe headed for Titan. My sources say that he will be joining the Hart Foundation. Yet this is not so. Hart said so himself, only FAMILY MEMBERS are in the Hart Foundation. Which is why if the Hart Foundation joins the NOD it will still be called the NOD.

Austin and Pillman may be back together again as the Hollywood Blondes along with Helmsly. There will be a fourth member but I am not sure who it will be. And on one last note. The Ultimate Warrior will not be on Raw. He has nothing to do with Titan. Although the Informers Pro Wrestling sheet that was updated on the 27th said that he had more talks and could be the mystery man. We'll just have to see.


Article #1

Welcome to a first of many articles on Brian's Page O' Wrestling! First off, let me say that my name is Sachin Kumar. You can call me by my nicknames Sachmo, or Bubba. And I am from Canada. Please don't hate me for my commentary. This is simply my opinion about the World Wrestling Federation. This page is in NO way affiliated with Titan Sports or the WWF. I call this page the "Canadian Corner!"

Before the June the 16 RAW, I have been hearing rumours about the Undertaker's secret having to do with Papa Shango, now that I saw the Raw, I know those rumours have completly stopped. Why? Because of the new NOD member, Kama Mufatsa(?). Kama is actually Papa Shango. I was actually hoping that the Shang man would come back. But it looks unlikely.

What is with the referees of wrestling. They are really starting to pi$$ me off. They have no authority in the ring. For instance Austin, all he does is basicly do the Stone Cold Stunner to the referee. Yet does he get fined or suspended. NO! Dennis Rodman just kicked a reporter and he got fined money, and suspended. Austin doesn't. Don't get me wrong, Austin is a great wrestler but when he wrestles, it's like he's in control in the ring. He can do what he wants. Referee's need to take more control, and need more guts. If a wrestler touches or pushes him purposely DQ him. When I see a wrestling match, I want to see a fair good match where wrestlers use their skills, instead of choking.

There is something wrong with the American fans of the World Wrestling Federation. If you have read Bret's recent column in the Calgary Sun, he said that in Wrestlemania 13, Bret was the winner, but they were booing him, and cheering Austin. Bret said to kiss his behind. Bret said that he hated some of the American fans, not all of them. And apperently they weren't listening when Austin called them scum. It seems that American fans are kind of hippocrates. It seems that the heels are getting all cheering, (example: Austin, and to a certain point Hogan), while all the faces are getting booed. (Bret Hart). Now I am not an American basher, it is just that I want to know what's going on up there.

What is with Ahmed Johnson? Wasn't just a year ago where Ahmed got attacked by Farooq? And then in a Cold Day In Hell, didn't he set out to face all three Nation members? Didn't he do a lot of damage to the NOD is Wrestlemania 13? Of course he did. And now, he joins them?! It just really weird in the WWF family isn't. You know, when I saw that whole match, from the beginning to when Ahmed joins the Nation, one saying came into my mind. If you can't beat them, join them.


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