A Bridge Too Far ? Sir, Whilst watching the other night's excuse for a football match between England and Holland, several thoughts struck me. The most important of these was: how many CFC players will actually go to the land of the rising sun ? After France 98, where I seem to remember about 12 or 13 of our first team squad went, this time it will be down to Baba, Marcel, My Little Pony and Stanic... all the others are either not deemed good enough (Le Saux, Lampard), aren't allowed (Terry) or are representing countries which haven't qualified (the rest). Yippee ! Fucking brilliant ! Whilst United/Liverpool/Leeds and all are having their heels snapped off by excitable South Americans and their stomachs ruind by sushi and baked beans (home sweet home), our lot can lie on the beach and get ready for next year, so I confidently expect us to hit the ground running, win the first 10 games and at last win the fucking championship. I don't care about the World Cup (well until it gets down to penalties)... Yes, I'll watch it, but given the choice I'd rather have CFC win than either england or Germany (that'll be a joke...) PS... put your money on ITALY.. PPS.. a recent survey of 100 sexually active men revealed the following to the question what did they most enjoy about a blow job : THE TEN MINUTES SILENCE.... Klaus.

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