Suggestions I've received:

1. Place them under your desk.
2. Rub it in your hand until it disappears.
3. Use it to glue memos together.
4. Put it back in your nose.
5. Flick it at someone.
6. Eat it. Yum Yum!
7. Put it in a tissue. (submitted by Martha Stewart)
8. Use instead of marshmallows in hot chocolate.
9. Just a pich between the cheek and gum.
10. Place on bedpost. They don't lose their flavor overnight.
11. Put it in your ear because it tastes better than ear wax.
12. Dry it up. Then snort it.
13. Use it to hold your coffee cup on the dashboard.
14. Stick it up your ars. (i didn't think this was very funny)
15. Keep it away from me! Submitted by The Site' Stupid Net Tricks Those guys are sooooo cool for picking my site!! Get it? picking? ha ha ha ha!!!!
16. Make boogerwurst!
17. I think you should stick your booger between your teeth to fill those little gaps, makes a nice snack anytime! (Thanks Jake!)
18. And you could stick it behind your ear so your ear sticks to the side of your head. (Now there's an idea!)
19. This guy should put his booger the same place he put his brain...down the toilet... (Hey, thanks Chip! I wondered where my brain was. But, that's another site!)
20. in your brothers lunch (shhh! he never noticed!)
21. makes great hair gel (nice)
22. on your tires so they make a squeaky noise
23. on the american flag (thanks Graham!)
24. use it as a non fattenning nutricious diet snack (they do taste better than ear wax!)
25. YOUR SUGGESTION COULD GO HERE!

In case you don't know what a booger is read this section.
According to Websters:
Main Entry: boog·er
Pronunciation: 'bu-g&r, 'bü-
Function: noun
Etymology: alteration of English dialect buggard, boggart, from 1bug + -ard
Date: 1866
1 : BOGEYMAN
2 : a piece of dried nasal mucus

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Send your booger via E-mail!

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Nose pickers have wiped their boogers on this page!

Subtract around 7502700 for the right number! Geocities screwed up my counter and I'm too busy looking for a place to put my booger to fix it!

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My List of Winners!
BUS'ted! Daily - I hope they feature this page some day!

Suck - A good dose of reality!

Circus Tricks! - A must see!

Bill - I asked him, but all I got was a form letter.

Nose Bleed Font - A really really really really cool font!!

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Awards!
These fine sites have directed many nose-pickers my way:

The Site's Stupid Net Tricks - They really know how to pick a winner!

The Wurst of the Web - They gave me The "Chevy Chase Look-Alike" Award so I stole their graphic.

The Worst of the Web - I got THREE super cool comments! Buzz:This guy should put his booger the same place he put his brain...down the toilet... Melvin:This man poses an interesting question...one philosophers have been trying to answer for thousands of years...as Descartes put it...I think, therefore I am a booger... Chip:This may seem like a simple question, but I was the official booger disposer at my dad's country club...you'd be amazed how fast that stuff piles up...

Looks like the right award for me! Go ahead, Mavis! Pick it! ha ha ha ha ha

If you have seen this page from an award site, let me know. I love to wipe my boogers on awards!

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