Here at the Disgruntled Ex-Amusement Park Workers, we are always looking for new members. Just imagine the fun you can have as we sit around talking about the good 'ol times and complain about how that place has gone straight to hell since we left. Can't you see it now, everyone at the compound sitting around a big bonfire of burning signs as we roast weinies, drink beer, and reminisce about days gone by. Then we plan how we are going to get back at them. Maybe we'll visit and drop a really messy funnel cake upside in some bush, or we'll write signed exit passes and leave them sitting around the park for anyone to come along, pick up and use. Doesn't that sound fun?

We'll all this and more can be yours today, for FREE, if you join up with the militia. That's right, membership is free. All you have to be is a former employee of an amusement park. I don't even care which one, anybody can join, as long as you hate amusement parks.

Benefits of joining:
 

• Laminated membership card (if you feel like making one)
• Prestige
• Hold your head high because you are in a militia
• Discounted entrance fee to the compound on party nights
• Free entrance to the compound on any other day (until we get sick of seeing you)
• Free parking in front of the compound (executive spots available for a small fee)
• Heck, we'll even help you get to the compound (we'll try to give you directions)
• A cool little section of the webpage devoted just to you, just think, someday, someone will be able to click on your head, too
• Rights to bitch and complain about amusement parks as much as you want without anyone ever telling you to shut up