Name: Rick

Codename: Cartman

Rank: Leader

Level of Disgruntledness: 10+

Special Attack: Get lackeys to do something

Hello there, I am Rick, the leader of this little outfit. Here's a nice pic of me at the beach in my ninja outfit at night.  Anyway, to find out what led to my disgruntling, please read my story.  For those of you that are really strange, you can read my resume to see what I accomplished outside of that place.

Right now, I am taking applications for women to become members of my all female special forces. This is a highly coveted position in the militia, and only very special people get to join the special forces. If you think you have the right stuff, please send me an email with RICK'S SUPER ELITE ALL FEMALE FIGHTING FORCE or RSEAFF as the subject. Sorry, the one open position for the RSEAFF has been taken. It has been filled very nicely by my new girlfriend, Jenn. Sorry about this, but that's just how life goes.

Thank you for your continued support of the Disgruntled Ex-Amusement Park Workers.