Name: Richard

Codename: FreakBoy

Rank: Yeah, he smells pretty bad.

Level of Disgruntledness: 8.5

Special Attack: Make you listen to the Squirrel Nut Zippers

Richard is a very interesting specimen. He once came to the compound, and got so drunk that he was eating leaves off of a magnolia tree in the front yard. Of course, his other friends tried to kill him by putting drunk boy in the car on his back in the back seat, but that's a whole other story. This boy is addicted to Sprite. I mean, everyone likes Sprite, you know the fruity non-flavorful beverage that you get when they run out of Coke, Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, 7-Up, Mountain Dew, Diet Colas, and everything else. But, he got EXTREMELY upset when we went to Denny's one time, and there was no Sprite. He literally turned red, and could barely speak. He can't even shut up when you go somewhere to eat, and there is no Sprite. All you hear is "Blah, blah, blah...no sprite....i'm gonna blow this place up" or "blah, blah, blah...slice doesn't cut it." He would haved loved the job that the leader had for a day, watching and drinking Sprite to make sure it was good. Also, watch out for erradic behavior. One minute, he'll be normal, then he'll just be a little tight woven ball of energy that runs up and down the hills in front of the compound. It's all very strange. He's also obsessed with the internet. Yeah, it's cool, but most of us don't end up meeting chicks online, driving to Indiana, and spending the night in Motel 6 with them. Anyway, visit Richard at his website, he has King of the Hill sounds or something, I don't know, its not very cool, so I've only visited once or twice, just to see if the link was working.