These are some of the things that used to annoy me to no end while working in the park. Now that I'm out, I think everyone needs to go and do these things just to piss everyone else off, though I do not condone any of these actions, and you do these at your own risk.

 

• Duck down while entering the ride where the person is measuring people, and say, "Am I tall enough?"
• Dump your trash in the most inane places. Be sure to make it really messy. Find interesting places like in prickly bushes, fountains, behind fences, etc.
• NEVER put anything IN a trash can. Walk up to them, and put your trash on top.
• Smoke A LOT!! Drop cigarette butts everywhere.
• Chew gum. Put gum everywhere. Stick it any place you think no one will see it.
• Badger the operators when the ride shuts down. Demand something.
• Take lots of stuff with you. Hand them to the operators. Try to take towels on roller coasters with you. Give the operators a really hard time about giving them up.
• Ask the operators to watch your stuff for you.
• Attempt to give money to the operators for a longer ride. This works really well on roller coasters.
• Tell them to make it go faster.
• Lose stuff on the ride. Make sure its something they will shut the ride down to get.
• Stand directly in front of where you want to go, and ask someone how to get there. It also works well to ask how to get somewhere all the way across the park.
• If the operators do anything to hold you up, call them racists. (Works especially well if you are white.)
• Give suggestions on how to improve the ride.