Name: Michael

Codename: Guiseppe

Rank: Leader of Secret Infiltration Unit

Level of Disgruntledness: 8

Special Attack: Mixes alcoholic drinks with Coke

    Mike is our version of James Bond. He likes his Coke-based beverages shaken, not stirred. This boy will mix any kind of alcohol with Coke. Some of these concoctions must be fatal. He is also a real lady's man. Suave and sophisticated to the end. Of course, he has also joined the dark side of the force by getting engaged. Although, in his case, he is still allowed to hang out at the compound, unlike others who will remain nameless.