A Message to Anyone Still at the Park

Here's a little message to anyone still working there.

HA! HA!

But seriously, I feel really bad for you. You should go out and get a real job. That place is a dead end. Where are you gonna end up? After 12 years of being there, you might be a full time manager if the right people kick the bucket, or you have them assasinated. And then you will still be making chump change. I left and now make more money than most of the full timers. At least I think so, since they were so secretive with how much area managers and above made. Like they are so important that no one should know how they make. It was public knowledge how much everybody else made!

Here's another little story to convince you of how messed up that place is.

An area manager, lets call him Nenny Datherland, got in trouble for something he put on my stupid little homepage here. He put something stupid in my guestbook, I don't remember what it was, but it was just a joke. Now, he goes back to work in January, and the full time staff tells him that he has to change it. How f'ed up is that? Now, me being the very nice guy that I am, allows him to change it because I wouldn't want anyone to get into trouble over something really stupid like my homepage. Now here is my question:

DOES ANYONE AT THAT PLACE UNDERSTAND THAT THIS PAGE IS A JOKE????

I mean, come on people, this is all a really big joke. I'm not disgruntled, maybe I was a little upset at the way I was gotten rid of, but I'm not gonna blow the place up or something. And if you don't get the joke, then what are you doing at my site anyways? Leave, go away, get out, hasta la vista, baby. Go visit your favorite porn site or something. Just get out of here, we don't want you.

Example #2:

This person, I'm not even going to mention a name because he would probably end up in even more trouble. Ah, screw it, lets call him Mike Hunt. Mike is the supervisor of a ride, lets say he is the supervisor of a ride called the Babes of the Carribean. Well, Mike finds out some information on the new top secret ride, the Big Ass Piece O' Crap that Runs through a Hill. Mike decides to send this info, which was already known to the press and EVERYONE working there, to some of his friends on the internet. The full time staff finds out, and blammo, the first day he comes back he gets written up for it. Hows that for idiotic? Its not like he was trading insider secrets on Wall Street. Its a freakin' amusement park, not IBM. Anyways, the message is, GET A LIFE!!! And now, he quit. I saw him at the local Best Buy a few weeks ago, and he says it was the best thing he ever did!

Anyways, this is the end of my little tirade (for now). Just remember, leave while there is still a chance. Don't get sucked into the trap. You'll be there forever.