A.W.O.L.
  

Name: Danny

Codename: Grit

Rank: Girlfriend's Lackey

Level of Disgruntledness: Haven't talked to him in so long, don't have a clue

Special Attack: Dissapears for Long Periods of Time, and Reappears when you least expect it

    Grit has been missing for some time now, and we here at the militia are getting very concerned. He was last seen (for any amount of time) with Brad. He suppossedly lives with Brad, but it seems that he only stores things there. The Dairy Council has been contacted, and you can see above the new milk cartons hitting the shelves very soon. His last known whereabouts were with his girlfriend (sorry, fiance, thanks for letting us know 6 months afterwards). He has called the compound a few times, but did not seem interested in talking to the leader of the militia. He has yet to even visit the compound. This is trying to send him a message.

The message is: For the love of god, man, don't do it, don't get married, and at least try to keep in contact with your friends!!!
Amount of time since Grit was last seen:
If anyone has seen Grit more recently than this, please let the compound know.

UPDATE!!!

Grit went and did it back at the beginning of November...against the urgings of the members of the compound. Only two members actually got to see it happen, because they were the only ones invited. Gee, I guess the invitations were lost in the mail or something. And here's another message for Grit...not everyone on the net has an Ethernet connection, lots of people use modems, so when you send out a 4 Meg file, it had better be well worth the wait. Some members of the compound have had concerns about this, and some other members of the compound are tired of hearing about it. 1