Welcome to my own little chunk of paradise on the web. This page is primarily for my friends and family who may be interested in seeing what's going on with me, my lovely wife, (and soon, my daughter) lately.

But enough chit-chat, feel free to dive right in:

• We're moving here. Take a look. There's nothing there now, but there will be soon!!

  Who the heck is Russ Bafford and why is he a sequel?

  Click on the spastic guy to find out. (Thanks to the Supertones for not suing me for borrowing the lil' guy.)

  HOLY SPANDEX-WEARING VEGETABLES, BATMAN!

  The world needs a hero. HE IS THAT HERO! Besides, in an age where man has put an RC car on Mars and a band like the Spice Girls are remotely popular, is a caped-crusading cucumber that odd? Poke at our hero with your cursor to go to the official Larry-Boy site!