This product is meant for educational purposes only.

Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

Batteries not included.

Use only as directed.

Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.

Apply only to affected area.

May be too intense for some viewers.

Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.

You must be present to win.

First pull up, then pull down.

Call toll free number before digging.

Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.

Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.

Package sold by weight, not volume.

Your mileage may vary.

This supersedes all previous notices.

This disclaimer may not be copied without the expressed written consent of whoever I stole it from.

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