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| This pic is from when I was in the Marine Corps. It's the only one I have because I hate taking pics. The reason this one was taken is because I was in boot camp and had no other choice. (1994, 17yrs old) |
| Now this pic was taken last yr in January to keep mom satisfied. She wanted one, so I got it taken for her.. Aren't I such a good kid? (1998,21yrs old) |
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| Who am I? Well my name is Nancy. Pretty neat, eh? I know that in itself is intriguing enough and just think, there is more! I am of full Egyptian descent. I am an animal lover so back off!! haha :) . I'm a virgo, so take that for what it's worth! I was born and raised in St. Louis, Missouri and somehow ended up here in sunny Florida. I work full-time and I am a student majoring in an Interdiciplinary dgree in Arabic Culture and Middle Eastern Politics with my minor in Arabic.. My life goal is to make it "big" someday. Pretty inspiring, eh? (I am a very deep person if you can't tell ) |
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| So here is the most recent pic I have. I don't know why this one was taken at all but I guess having one done a year isn't so bad. I got tired of trying to get this to scan right, so I just put it up. What's a girl to do?! Hey!! No Laughing!! (1999, 23yrs old) |
| Quote of The Year : "To err is human, not to, animal" Robert Frost |
| Pics of Me !!! |
| Quote of The Day : "Give me a firm place to stand , and I will move the earth." --Archimedes |
| Fun Stuff !!! |
| * for entertainment purposes only!!!! |
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| Pics of Pets!!! |
| More Pics to come..... |
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| This is my boy Zorro. He is the only boy I have so he is spoiled rotten! Just look at that face, how can anyone resist to do anything but love him!! |
| Jokes |
| So these two guys break into house and begin to rob it when all of a sudden, they hear this voice in the background say "Jesus is watching you, Jesus is watching you." They two men are startled by this and turn to see who said it. To their surprise they see a parrot and become angry. One man shouts out to the other, "what kind of sick son of a bitch teaches their parrot to say shit like that?" The parrot then replies to the man's comment, "the same sick son of a bitch that named his dog Jesus." --Mom |
| This man asks God, "how long is one second to you?" God replies, "a million years to you." So he then asks, "how much is a a million dollars to you?" God says, "one penny to you" Quickly the man asks God, " well then, can I have a penny?" God says, "sure, just one second." --Brittany |
| This priest goes to visit one of his sick church goers at his home. During the visit he hears the mans parrots repeat constantly "I'm a prostitute, I'm a prostitute!" Well, needless to say the priest was shocked and went on to tell the man how he has two parrots at home that do nothing but hold the rosary beads and pray! The priest quickly offers to take the man's parrots home and set them in the cage with his parrots, in the hopes that they might be able to straighten them up. So the man agreed and off the parrots went to the priest's house. He carefully set them in the cage with his own two parrots and went off to another room. As soon as he left...the two female parrots began saying, "I'm a prostitute, I'm a prostitute." One of the priest's parrots turned to the other and said, "drop the beads the Lenny, our prayers have been answered!" --Mom |
| *Please don't take offense to any of the jokes printed here, it's all done in good fun!!! |
| Go and take a look to see what the future holds for you! |
| *Read Me* |
| ...and now for some touching poetry You Fit Into Me you fit into me like a hook into an eye a fish hook an open eye --Margaret Atwood |
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| My Personal Deep Thoughts I'm so pretty, I'm so pretty, I'm so damn pretty. |
| --With friends like you, who needs enemies? |
| --Take things day by day, even if you have the ability to exist out of time. |
| My Favorite One-Liners |
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| ** Persons that lack personality and a sense of humor leave this page immediately. |
| -- Honk if you love peace and quiet. |
| -- Atheism is a non-prophet organization. |
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| -- Constipated people don't give a shit |
| -- Impotence - Natures way of saying "No hard feelings." |
| -- You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me. |
| -- YOU! Out of the gene pool! |
| -- So you're a feminist - isn't that precious. |
| -- Grow your own dope - plant a man! |
| -- Honk if you've never seen an UZI fired from a car window! |
| -- Heart Attacks - God's revenge for eating his animal friends. |
| -- Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them. |
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| There were these two Jehovah Witnesses knocking a door when a voice from behind the door shouted out, "Who is it?!!" The two men shouted back who they were and much totheir surprise found that the man opened the door to let them in. The man turns to the two Jehovah Witnesses and asks, "So what do yuo guys have to say?" The two young men look at each other and then one blurts out, "We don't know, we've never made it this far!" --Mom |
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