You can tell a lot about someone based on the music they listen to. A collection of artists with similar traits leads to a stereotype of the listener. With a random number of 7 artists, your personality is computed with 99.99% accuracy. In otherwords, the shoe fits.
Group 1:
Cumbawamba
Kid Rock
Nickelback
Uncle Kracker
No Doubt
AC/DC
Metallica
This person is a white republican male. Typically oppressed and upset when non-whites are genetically superior to them. Resorts to putdowns to cut down the non-white in a weak attempt to make the non-white feel as miserable as he does. Also accuses many people of being homosexuals, especially those who do not listen to hardrock. Gets upset and verbally/physically combative when a non-white doesn't live up to his stereotypes of that specific non-white.
Personality Type: White Trash/Racist
Group 2:
Cher
Ricky Martin
Enrique Iglesias
Donna Summer
Beyonce Knowles
Christina Aquilera
Venga Boys
This person is into guys. He is also a guy. He is a flaming gay who's also a woman trapped in a man's body. Tends to hate ''breaders'' or a manly man. Avoids participating in or watching sports. Sometimes wears white pants.
Personality Type: Flaming Homosexual
Group 3:
Alanis Morissette
Dido
Michelle Branch
Avril Lavigne
Beyonce Knowles/Destiny's Child
Dixie Chicks
Faith Hill
This person is into chicks... who look like men. She is also a female. She's a bitter and vindictive person who plays mind games when she doesn't get her own way. She's also very defensive about the music she listens to even though no one likes the music she listens to. Has no taste in music. She also hate all men. Will see her beautician for a ''Dido'' haircut. Loses friends fast and is often mad at a lot of people.
Personality Type: Bitter and Vindictive Dyke
Group 4:
Michael Anthony
Ricky Martin
Wilson Phillips
Nelly
Whiney Houston
Prince
Boys II Men
This person lacked art in all forms in high school and throughout his/her education. Hence, explaining their COMPLETE lack of taste in music. Similar to Bitter and Vindictive Dyke but may also be male. Hasn't spoken to parents in 6 months or more. If they are speaking to their parents now, won't be in the next 3 months. Dumps dates when they make him/her happy for that very reason. Low self-esteem if any. Also does mind games when they don't get their way. Brain is totally washed with the subliminal messages hidden in the above artists' music. Rarely wakes up before 11am 7 days a week. If mind games don't get him or her his/her way, will resort to violence.
