Coming soon! (hopefully)
Apparently when I first mentioned that my good friend Bob was living in one of the cheesier parts of west Hollywood with two bisexual girls (Three's Company, 1990's style) and having affairs with both of them, I apparently had only half of the story right. Turns out Bob only had half the girls (but all the fun). As it happens Bob is hooked up with, let's see if I've got this straight...
She is a ...
Bi-sexual, dominatrix, literate ex-Scientoligist,
Scratching, biting, all satisfying,
Demanding but sensitive pagan Gay-Prom Queen......
To think that they say romance is dead.