Bizarre Signs from around the world:

=> The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable

- in a Bucharest hotel lobby.

=> You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid

- in a Japanese hotel.

=> You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Society composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday

- in the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery.

=> Not perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension

- in a hostel in an Austrian ski resort.

=> Our wines leave you nothing to hope for

- on the menu of a Swiss restaurant.

=> Drop your trousers here for the best results

- in a Bangkok dry cleaners.

=> Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation

- in a Rhodes tailor shop.

=> It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of the different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married for that purpose

- a sign in Germany's Black Forest.

=> It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man

- in a Bangkok temple.

=> Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty

- in a Budapest zoo.

=> English well talking. Here speeching American

- two signs from a Mallorca shop entrance.