So who thought that when they woke up this morning that they would have a weekly in their inbox? Not me. But you got one, cuz Stone Cold said so, and that's the bottom line, unless you want to have a can of whooop-ass open all over you!
CG-Weekly for September 25, 1998 and past
This week, the posse was in full effect kickin' mad ph-phat flava.
So I know I have slacked off on the weekly department and the maintaining of the website. But I am going to try to put in a couple hours a week to make sure our happy home gets the proper respect and recognition it deserves. I know I said this last time, but look you are reading a new weekly so, "Screw you hippie!"
"Can you smell what The Rock is cookin'? If not, you better get ready cuz' I'll lay the smack down on your Candy Ass!"
So I have no notes from our excursion of last week, nor do I remember much. I think I remember who showed. NOT MANY! Bill, Andy, Jarrod and Myself and eventually John. Do we smell new Commoners? I believe that Commoners are allowed to miss a week or two at a time but to miss months??? That's it, Bill and Andy are hearby promoted to Commoners!
So as I was saying last week was a relatively short one, with the Posse being out by midnight. I remember Andy and Bill having a shouting argument, I reminisced to the days of Angry John and Drunken Jarrod arguments that, by the end of the night, left my ears tingling.
Megadeth and Albino were present, along with an awful band. Even Platform Soul was better, at least they had the disco ball!
Still no UCG or UTG
Luke was away this week, on vacation, But with Reliable Wally we enjoyed the pours of a competent Vincent manning the taps.
So that is pretty much what I have to say for this CG-weakly. Pretty Weak.
Oops, I almost forgot. I have a few notes from previous CG excursions which I never typed up. Guess now is as good a time as any. Wouldn't you agree? Thought so.
I don't have the dates for these but, if you were there then you should.....not remember them either because you were faced. If you do remember that's because you are too much of a pansy and can't handle the CG.
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Weekly from end of August
John at CG alone for three hours. So drunk he believes he sees UCG and UTG. Since then, they have never been seen.
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Weekly from July
Members Present: Bill, Jarrod, Jay, JEFFY(aka CA boy), Snipes and his left side, Adam, Mikhail
Funny, since this weekly I haven't seen or heard from any of these people except Tubbs, Bill, and Jeff.
WOW, this weekly is old because there is a quote from Jarrod in hear about the Jazz, "The Jazz will win in overtime because that is the script which has been written"
Jarrod pissing about a million times before 10.
Some homeless guy is escorted out by Dennis and is told to leave, "for his best interest"
Booty in the hazouse
Jarrod is so faced that he gets on stage and starts singing for Booty.
Bill had been pounding Guinness all night
"God, I love drinking!" - Bill
"I get my protein from Guinness" - Bill
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Members Present: Bill, Tubbs, Adam, Me
"That girl has cherries on her skirt and I'm going to pop all of them" - Jarrod
"with your tongue"
"John's new nickname is "no show" - Tubbs
Bill having to go to work faced
Lemmings in the hazouse
Ace got a massage from another guy!!!
Ace now has AIDS
"couple of faggots" - Luke
"I am going to rip that skirt off and stick my cock so far up her...." - Tubbs
"I had a good time in Canada" - Tubbs
"phhhh....that would be a good time" (looking at girls out window)
John + 2 actually show up at 11:30
side note: I have no idea what that weekly was all about
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it looks like this week's weekly, I was unusually drunk, more drunk than usual.
I am not even sure who showed this week, maybe you can decipher, by looking at the quotes.
Bill= gay slut doing Mark O'Brien.
Coors Light rules!
Luke yells at people who block Mike's seat, telling them to get the hell out of the way.
There was a line again, and of course Tubbs was waved in, no waiting no charge!
John= "No show HO!! - Tubbs
And again John shows up at 12:15
Adam was the present also.
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Members present: Pete, Andy, Mike + roommate, Jay, John, Nick + girlfriend and his friend Dave
Megadeth and Albino were present but were out by 10:30.
"disco ball in full effect"
"Norton in full effect"
"she should have left on, it was more seductive that way"
"more singles!! yeah baby, class in session!"
Booty in the hazouse, again!!!
"Are you high?" - me
"No drunk" - Andy
"who's you daddy? who's your... who's your???" -"Can't stop this feeling" ph-bomb song
"Can I get a f ree drink with this?" - stupid drunk asks Luke, about ticket handed at door that is used to count number of people served.
"No, you get a free round of golf with it tomorrow." - Luke
AC/DC: HIGHWAY TO HELL via BOOTY!!!
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So now we come to the last set of notes for the weekly. I know this isn't the best but at least I have most of the notes. I know if I had done these when I was supposed to I could have remembered more.
Remember, I only know that this was within the past month...I think
Members present: Devang, Brian, Mark, Andy, Steve, Tubbs, Tre, Jay
"Hey Luke the young girls are back in town"
"Smells like a fish market out there!" - Luke
"You hear what the 1 lesbo frog said to the other? 'I guess we do taste like chicken!'" - Luke
Disco ball in full effect
Platform Soul is the band = The Lemmings the light the glitter 40 years!!!
"It's the Lemmings without the Lemmings!"
"...and you can see I straight wax that ass" - Tubbs while he does his oh so familiar motion with his hands
"WNBAYS" - Platform Soul
Jarrod demonstrated his magnet skills. He unbuttons his white shirt and then out of no where this ugly chick starts rubbing herself up against him. Out of the blue she stand next to him and tries to fondle his "cock and balls"
"I'd rather fuck sandpaper" - Tubbs
Barry Manilow via the awful band
"Have another gingerale" - Luke to John because John is dancing at the bar!!!!
"Why does Andy always look like he's going bowling?" - Tubbs
Phantom Entry via the Phantom: 12:05
Zaira and Bill show up, screw. and drop a half Irish/half Puerto Rican kid, who then proceeds to steal a bottle of booze and gets faced.
John while he is looking out the window, looks into the window of the parked car. He sees something move and then starts freaking out. Later, he realizes with the confirmation of the Posse that the only thing he thought he saw moving was the reflective light off the Guinness sign above his head, which, when he moved his head gave the appearance of something inside the car moving..... Yeah, OK Johnny, have some more....gingerale!!!!
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So that is all of the notes I have on the weekly, the last one I believe is from September 4, 1998 and seems to be rather funny. It is notes like that which make the weekly worth writing. It's the weeks when nothing is said which makes for a boring weekly.
So from now on I will try to publish a weekly when the notes are good.
Hope you all enjoyed the weekly.
There will not be one next week, as I will be taking a week off from CG.
Always Believe.
The Duke