CG-Weekly for May 22, 1998

So here we go with another edition of the weekly.

Let me begin by informing everyone that the Prongers is taking a week off
from CG. Of course this may change later in the week, but as of now, the
Friday Night Ritual will be on hold for the week.  This may bother some, in
which case you should go to CG. Just because the Prongers aren't present
doesn't mean the week can't go on.

This weeks weekly was pretty short. Mainly because many people were saying
things "off the record".

The Posse that showed this week:

Nick, Jay, John, Jarrod, Sherwin, Bill, Tim, Adam, Mikhail.

Sherwin wanted to tell everyone that his cousin was the judge in Hawaii
that passed the law legalizing gay marriages.  I think this is a secrent he
should have kept to himself.

"If this band is bad we are going to Blanchard's and then go play with your
pussy....................................cat" - John to Jarrod

John orders a Blue Margarita
"Johnny Blue tongue" - Jarrod
"Johnny Poon tongue" - John

"Fuck I'm tired" - Jarrod at 10:30

Luke then informed us that the bar is running low on Bacardi Limon because
we are having too many BLS.

Jarrod too tired! Out at 11:15 p.m.

"I'm glad I got my voice back" - me
"I'm glad you got your scrotum back" - John

After conferring with the Prongers it has been decided that Bill, Brandon,
and Nick have all been nominated and accepted into Commoner status.
Congrats!

Nick, on his first week back from NY comes into CG for dinner and a few
laughs. He is in he is out. No one questions his loyalty because we all
know it's true. No complaining of being tired or having to drive an hour
from Marlborough.  And he was out around 9:00.  Nick sets an excellent
example of a loyal member who can come in and do the CG and then continue
on with other plans he may have that evening, and he isn't questioned at
all.

"I can't believe Devang didn't show" - me
"Who?" - John
"The one not worthy enough to be called Snipes!"

"What is this the Mass Pike over here?" - Mikhail referring to the goddamn
runway people created between the posse in order to get to the bar.

Adam was then talking to a red head that looked like Cheryl/Julie from our
floor Sophomore year.

"I'll kill your ass, with my good dickin' ho!" - I have no idea who said this.

Bill started performing "The Running Man" at the bar. This kid is a funny
drunk. One week he's yelling at Dave Mustane and the next he's Running Man.

So the band was indeed awful but the best part was when a band member with
a Texas Rangers shirt came up to Luke and gave him shit, so he was told to
fuck off.

BC GIRL IN THE HAZOUSE!!!!
Good god she is not good looking.

FYI - I can't believe a certain somebody remembered what she looked like.

A certain somebody wants to bone the girl in the band!

"I can't hear your ass" - me
"You want to tear her ass?" - Bill

Ding Ding (Last Call)
"It's dinner time" - bill

"Who's that?" - Adam
"BC Girl" - me
"Big Cans Girl" - John
"Big ass girl" - me
"Big everything girl" - Adam

"Once again, no Zaira, I think she doesn't like us anymore" - John

And on that note, I know I have forgotten alot since the weekly notes were
practially illegible. If anyone wants to yell at me for misquoting or for
forgetting quotes, you know where I am.

NO Weekly next week.

See you all in 2 weeks.


End Transmission.

Duke Nukem