CG-Weekly 4-24-98

If you love the weekly give me a Hell Yeah! 'cuz Stone Cold Said So.

So it seems that our Snipes made a supposed return to CG. He says he was
there 6:00-8:00. Funny, since if he was there why didn't Pete mention it?
Pete was on scene at 6:00 also. If Mr.. Snipes would have interacted with
the "Posse in formation mode" he would have been advised that the Posse was
going to show up later so we could bring down the thunder (John brought most
of it down but we'll get to that later). So as John says, "it isn't a
priority for you if all you had were a few drinks and not a few too many
drinks." He is so good.

FYI - Sunday 4/26 Bruins game vs. the aged Capitals: Refs suck and Bruins
got screwed in overtime. I am so full of rage, well I was earlier.

6:00 Pete
7:50 Bill (that's right Bill made a return and stayed for the long run)
8:15 Double J (John aka Dude Love and Jarrod aka I got a real job so spank
me silly)
8:30 Jay (that's me, late arrival because I fell asleep ... at work)
8:50 Sherwin
9:10 Zaira
9:30 Emily aka the Vest
9:45 UTG + sister (no fake/fat woodard)
10:-- Adam and his skiing buddies (I'm not exactly sure what time since I
turned around and all of a sudden Adam was there next to, and had been there
for about 20 minutes!)
12:30 Mike and a former CG comrade

Let me start off by saying that I must have smoked too much crack when I
wrote last weeks weekly. I made the biggest misquote of the weekly to date.
I misquoted john saying his eyes were growing hair or something. Like I say
I must have typed the weekly early Saturday morning when I was still faced.

"I don't know if I am blind because of the alcohol or from the hair growing
in front of my eyes." - John
I'm sure everyone knows I had no idea what I was talking about. Actually the
drinks were so strong that it was John's chest hair that was growing so full
and thick and sexy.

"I don't care what those nachos are called, they should be called ' enormous
fucking nachos'" - Jarrod

"Was today your last ....?" - Me
"day in temp purgatory." - Jarrod
"If he doesn't shut up it will be his last day on earth!" - John

While Pete was sitting at the bar with Bill to his left, a girl came up to
his right and asked "you got singles?" Bill, (I'm not sure if he leaned over
or not) "yeah, I'm single"

So Pete drank so many Guinness that he was having the bloated, not so fresh
feeling. Luke asked him if he wanted another, Pete says no, Luke laughs
makes a motion with his hand, looks at me and then walks away. A few
minutes later Luke returns with a cup of warm milk for the baby! (the hand
motion Luke made was that he was squeezing his nipple for some milky for
Pete, since it was past his bedtime!)

FYI- Strongman returned to the CG front at 12:30 via ESPN-BOMB
"It's all him!" Jarrod pointing to John because John was given the TV remote
control. Ph-Bomb

Pete was then drinking water...BOTTLED WATER!
"gay" - me
"fag" - John
"fagos" - Jarrod

Oh and here comes the madness of why we love the CG so much. Well, this is
the first time it happened, but is definitely something that is unusually
expected from CG night (remember Mohegan?)

Some unattractive girl complimenting John on his Red Sox hat:
"you know, I'm not the only one wearing a Red Sox hat" - John (Zaira and I
also hat Red Sox hats on, I can't remember for sure but I do know Luke made
a comment about it and it made me laugh)

"She got his ukfhsdfh" - Pete
"She got the juice?" - Jarrod
"No, I think she got his digits" - Pete (she didn't, Pete was faced, no one
recalls John ever being able to remember his number when drinking, this
time, it worked in his favor 110%)

"I was like what? she wackin' out gang bangers?" - Jarrod
"John is the MAN" - Bill
"I can't tell if he wants to be rescued" - Jarrod
"I can go in for the save" - Zaira
"I can't see, I'm blinded by her hair" - me
"Do you see what she's doing with her hands!?!?" - Pete
"She's like, 'Oh Yeah, John' (Jarrod then imitates her by licking his
finger then touching his oh so sweet sweet nipple)" - Jarrod

"She's back" - Pete
"Did she just grab his groin!?!" - Jarrod
"I'd fuck the shit out of her" - Jarrod
"because you're drunk" - me
"damn straight! only way with the dog face gremlin" - Jarrod

"The sex the machine the James the Brown" - Jarrod referring Infractions
covering the godfather.

"When a girl says, 'I just wanted to say hi', there's no way to get out of
it, even if it is Godzilla" - Jarrod

"At this point it's around 12:30 and Mike and his comrade walk in, Mike
looks at Luke and says, "two". BAM two black and tans! ph-fantastic

"She's is dancing.. AT THE BAR!" - Jarrod referring to John's hussy

"As long as everyone knows I am an innocent victim" - John

"Like I'm not going home and telling Lisa I got hit on by a girl at the bar,
BC broad" - John

"I don't know what to do. I was first in temp purgatory, and now I'm in John
making out with girl purgatory" - Jarrod

It should be noted that da ho was not only dancing at the bar, and later
with Pete on the dance floor, but she ALSO managed to get John onto the
dance floor. While he was out there he raised his glass to Jarrod, Jarrod
thought he was saying hi, it was later learned that John was asking for a
refill.

The LIGHTS came on again. Sherwin and Emily left early without DRINKING,
but at least they showed, unlike Snipes. Although it was confirmed by John
and Jarrod that Snipes was spotted outside CG, it cannot be confirmed that
he made it inside. Adam left early. Everyone else stayed for the
Lights/Last Call.

The pictures from 3/13/98 have been developed and hopefully will be on the
site as soon as I scan them in.

As the lights came on John was speaking with his "friend" and the following
dialogue was overheard:
"I think I might be here next Friday" - hussy
"regardless if you are here or not, I will be here next Friday WITHOUT
FAIL" - John
All I know is that her hands could not be seen, and John's clothing was
moving yet he wasn't.

I can't think of much else, alot of my writing took a few days to decipher.
It should also be noted that the extra help I have been getting in writing
the weekly is much appreciated. If anyone has information to add, ammendum
please.

give credit to Spence:

WHY DON'T BLACK PEOPLE HAVE BLONDE HAIR?
how stupid do you want them to get?"




I'm out.

Jay