Welcome to another abridged version of the CG-Weekly for Friday 4-10-98

Let me start off by saying that all of you know that some people haven't
been able to hack the weekly and have asked that their subscription to the
weekly be terminated. Some, on the other hand have failed to prove that they
read the weekly and have thus not only insulted me but also all of those who
give it their all, 110% in trying to bring you a your weekly. These people
spend a near work day every Friday getting shit faced in order for you to
have some enjoyment at work to ease the pain of the real world work force.
This weekly is dedicated to the Posse.

So for those who called this a racist weekly let me just say:

"How do you stop a black man from drowning? You take your foot off his
head!"

So we started off by arriving to CG around 7:45, that's all three J's at
once. And it was commented by employees that our arrival time has slowly
been increasing over the past few weeks, good to know they even know what
time we show up.

Mike made a return to the CG front at 8:15, his absence was noted for the
past few weeks and upon his return he bombarded the posse with a massive
onslaught of stories of his recent adventures. You all need to hear Mike's
story about the lady in the Mazda MPV. ph-BOMB!

I failed to mention that Albino man and Megadeth were both present at the
bar again, but this time they knew better and didn't sit in "The War Zone."

There were two guys sitting in out stools but they didn't smell and didn't
fart so we really didn't care, besides after a few, Jarrod threw one of them
out the window.

Devang also made a return to the CG-Posse around 9:15.

This week Luke and Devang started exchanging racist jokes back and forth,
one trying to outdo the other. Luke had this about the Pakistani's that was
funny and the one he made about Jesus, forget about it.

This week it was dually noted that Bill and Pete have both been absent for
an extended period. Since both work nearby and GET THE WEEKLY, it is not
understood why neither stops by to say hello.

10:20 the unthinkable. Fake/fat woodard and UTG and UTG sister!

FYI - we decided to be ball busters on Luke so we asked for the frozen
strawberry margueritas. a pitcher. All of us had joked about it in the
past with Luke, but this time we wanted to try it. So we called Luke over
and asked for a pitcher. "of what?" Luke innocently asked. "Margueritas"
Luke laughs and then walks toward the machine. Then, a few minutes later he
comes back and asks "What do you really want?" We tell him the same. He
shrugs, and walks away again. He comes back and then asks if we want them
frozen, "Yes" again he walks away looking at us while he puts ice in the
machine. He comes back with the pitcher. Someone should have told him to
put the ice in with the tequila. But, needless to say the Strawberry
Margueritas kicked @$$.

Back to the fat guy sitting gin our corner. His friends were leaving and he
still had half a beer. he downed the beer in about 5 seconds, literally.
We all were in awe. The fat bastard.

The band was an all time worst.
We weren't rescued until Duran Duran came over the CD-player and ended the
awfulness.

John started practicing his golf swing while standing inside.

Then around 11:25, 5 minutes after Devang left, Luke started getting a
little rowdy again, throwing hit lit cigarette in the air and then catching
it and putting it in his mouth backwards!

"Joe's here" - John
"Joe who?" - me
"Joe mamma!" - John

"Cock sucking band!" - John while he plugs his ears.

and then the madness returned to the court. John said he was going to school
Jarrod again. Jarrod continued to drink. (Tequila and Sprite?!?!)

"Disk 83 Track 16, James Brown! Boo-YA!" - Jarrod

"Jay, say it loud, I'm black and I'm proud!" - Jarrod

So this weekly comes to an end with few members showing up and fewer members
subscribing.
Only the elite survive.

I hope you enjoy, not the best but better that last week in my humble
opinion.

C.U. in 7

I'm out. I'm out of the contest.