March 6, 1998

"festivus for the rest of us."

Let's just say the wagon ride was short.

sorry the weekly is out a day late, I was playing too much NHL 98.

7:15 John and Jarrod show up

9:15 Zaira and I show up after seeing the Wedding Singer, which was good.

"Jim would have been here but, ...." - John
"Jim is off pooning" - Jarrod

The fellow prongers were upset that I showed up late, and the fact that I
went to the movies first didn't bode well either, in their drunken rage
there was mention of a pirate weekly. All I have to say is, more news
about CG can only be good news. BRING ON THE JOY! (if it happens)

"his weekly is going down to the new regime" - John

I filled 2 and a 1/4 sides of placemates.
That's right, I asked Wally for a placemat without even ordering food.

I spilled a little blue on the first placemat after being 1/4 way down it.

Yes John ordered Jarrod and me the blue.

"You've gotta give him credit for doing the blue" - Jarrod

we ordered the best steak tips in the state, and with a little A1, it's the
mob spelled backwards!

"A1 on poon" - Jay

"What's the f word?" -
"fatass" - Jarrod

"What's the x word?" -
"xanadoo" - Jarrod

"I am going to be the TKO CG" - John

"he is starting to spit!" - Zaira
"I'll spit all I want and then I'll bring down the thunder in B-ball!
(starts elbowing Zaira)" - only Jarrod

"Whatever I don't remember, we'll make up" - Jarrod
"what else is new" - John

"I want Neil off the weekly (he is dead in our eyes). - John
Neil, your lucky I forgot to take you off the list, consider this your
termination weekly!

"Colt 45!" - John and Jarrod at the same time

"It's going to be gobbalee gok?" (reference to the pirate)

"1 in the hand is like 2 in the bush" - i have no idea

at this point Jarrod and John are shooting off one liners my pen is
starting to smoke with so much hi speed writing, I have decided to bring in
a mini-recorder!

"There will be ph-phat KISS lyrics in the pirate/Jungle boogey" - John or Jarrod

"He is going for the poon!" - Jarrod

"I am now the king of rock!" - Jarrod

"I am the king of the night time world!" - John

"You're my headline queen" - John to I don't want to know who

John at this point grabs the weekly and draws POON in huge letters upside down
"Upside down POON!" - John

I forgot to mention that COMG aka UTG (unnatural tan girl - the real one
credit John), with her sister and the FAKE/fat Woodard made their
appearence at 9:15 ( I fear they may have been following me). They are more
of members than the one we call Snipes!

Then we shreiked in terror when we saw her!, not Snufulufugus or Wannabe
but a new member, "Scream mask". That's right, the girl looked like she was
wearing the scary mask from the movie Scream, BUT THERE WAS NO MASK!

"This fish is not easy" - John refering to the swedish fish I brought to
the bar. Yes Luke had some, said he hated them, had some more, and then
took some and gave them to some ladies, Luke picking up the POON!

"I got stuck with some fish earlier tonight" - Jarrod
"This isn't the fish they call poon!" - Jarrod

Jungle Boogey - LIVE by none other than THE LEMMINGS and Ace Frehley lead
bass guitar!

"Uh-oh!?" - John fought it and John won!
KICKA$$

Let me mention that Tre' is leaving for Florida next week so he won't be at
CG on the 20th. HE WILL STILL BE PRESENT ON 3/13.

Many have noticed that they weren't at CG last friday. We were really
disappointed. John and Jarrod tried trash talking each other in basketball
but since no one was there to listen, it didn't bode well. It was better
once I arrived so I could egg them on, and even Zaira got into it.

All I am saying is "DON'T END UP LIKE SNIPES! THE PURPLE IS HARD TO WASH
OFF IN ITSELF, BUT DEATH, THAT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!"

End Transmission.

The Edge Out.