CG-Weekly 3-13-98

"I was kicking crazy phat Ice-T Jams earlier tonight" - Deuce

and with that quote let the CG Madness begin!

HAPPY 24th BIRTHDAY JOHNNY!

A Pronger celebrated his birthday this night, and lets say, he really did
celebrate to the CG MAX!

The Posse had a full turn out and if you look at the email listing Neail
Samar is still on it because he redeemed himself by showing up, finally.

6:30 Brandosian at CG alone
7:00 Lisa and John
7:30 Jarrod and myself (Jarrod had 2 friends show up later)
8:15 Neil
8:50 Nick + 4
9:00 Zaira
10:00 Mike + 1
10:45 Pete

that totals 17 people related to the posse together at one time. I believe
that is a new record!
Now if only the true posse had shown.

"Sean Puffy Jacket" - John or Jarrod referring to Nick's jacket.

As usual, soon after Brandon leaves CG, Nick shows.

"Jungle Boogey" on the radio for the first time at 9:30
"My Own Private Idaho" - 9:38
"Groove is in the Heart" - 10:10

at this point I am getting worried the weekly is going to be very week,
especially since most of the content thus far are songs, not to worry
because I filled an all new high of 3 sides.

"who's hot, who's not ......" - John singing along to Puff Daddy, then
telling me not to write about it!

"I think I saw UTG and her sister on the way to the bathroom" - Jarrod

Jarrod then scoots off to Wonderbar with a couple of friends vowing to
return in "no more than a half hour" (10:30)

When Pete shows, around 10:45, he is already faced, but he shows us the very
nice picture he had taken at the Pour House with the After Shock girls. They
were ph-fine.

Mike enters CG after the Celtics game(after having to pay! Dennis made a
COMMONER PAY!) , nods to Luke, BAM the force delivers the Black and Tan, and
then Mike bitches (rightly so) to Luke. BOMB!

Pete then blows all of us away by giving John his birthday present: AN ACE
FREHLEY T-SHIRT!!!
THAT KICKED MY A$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then, to shock me so hard I fell off my stool, a bombastic Guinness t-shirt
comes from behind the bar!

Then, we got a bunch of shots from somewhere, John did one! Long LIVE LUKE!

Pete, Mike and Mike's friend were all checking out the girls next to us, as
usual, PETE STARTED SCAMMING ON SOMETHING HE SHOULDN'T! They were referring
to her as Debbie Gibson and then were trying to get in with her friends be
referencing Debbie Gibson Songs. Electric Youth was all we could come up
with.

So as Pete and Mike goggled, little Miss Gibson heard the reference and got
upset and then we saw THE GUMS! yipes! the only thing this girl and Debbie
Gibson have in common is the color of their hair. so of course Pete had to
kiss her! and get her number!

did I mention that I brought a camera to CG? OH YEAH! CAN YOU DIG IT! I got
a picture of her and him, the method we used to get it was kickass, with
John, yelling out "Petasan" and both of them turning around to the blinding
of my flash!

"fake/FAT Woodard in the house" - Mike noticing him hiding at the other end
of the bar, fearing the wrath of the Posse.

11:45 still no Jarrod!

"Our mission, if he doesn't return is to find him and terrorize him to the
ends of the earth" - John referring to Jarrod MIA

"I schooled him, since he isn't here to defend himself, I slammed on his
A$$!" - John

"play that funky music white boy" once CD once LIVE by the Infractions

"Jarrod is dead in my eyes! DEAD!" - John

Jarrod returns at 12:30 while John is still going off about him not being
back yet.

Jarrod is very angry. he had to wait outside for 10 minutes because of
"fire quota", since the bar was still not jam packed as when the Lemmings
play, the only conclusion for Dennis' behavior is that he didn't get any
last night. hehehe.

John then goes off in Spanish to Jarrod
"I don't know what that means but I'll bring the thunder!" - Jarrod

"You talk the talk I walk... the dog" - John
"You walk the dog, I'll still bring the thunder on your white A$$!" - Jarrod

once again the two go into a craze of phrase flying madness, and since I
forgot the mini-recorder I couldn't handle the pen.

"PIRATE PIRATE PIRATE!" - Jarrod
"High Five!" - John

(high five brother where are you?)

"rub your head all you want, I'll still bring down the thunder! - John to
Jarrod while he rubs his head thinking of what to order next.

John takes the weekly here and writes, "KISS is the bombastic Mr. Fantastic"

"Lights are coming on" - Jarrod
"Lights are coming BOMB!" - John

"James!" - John shouting to the much anticipated return of James Brown to
the Jukebox

Then around 1:30 I notice the bearded old guy. This guy always shows up
around this time. comes right up to the bar, sits down with his paperback
and orders a Guinness, AT 1:30! He looks like Santa! The guy is funny
looking.

As you see the weekly turned out being full out bombastic. Something I was
worried about since I have been told that last week was the best ever.
Makes writing the weekly even more satisfying.

Nick, since you are email deprived we are more than happy to mail you the
weekly. Enjoy this weeks as well as the archives. THAT"S RIGHT! I AM
MAILING HIM ALL OF THEM!

NOTICE TO ALL OF YOU: IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ISSUE 1 OR 2 OF THE WEEKLY PLEASE
MAIL THEM TO ME! THANKS.

And if you didn't notice, YES THE LIGHTS CAME ON!
Also, John is off in Florida this week, therefore, the streaker continues to
solidify his "reign of blows" upon us.

"Have you seen the aluminum pole?"

See you next week.

End Transmission.


Edge Out.