February 6, 1998

Welcome to another edition of my pride and joy, the weekly.

Condolences to Kathi for the loss of her grandmother. She was still
disappointed that she couldn't attend CG; now that's a Lifer.

I must say the past CG was probably the most difficult one ever. Being on
antibiotics, amoxycillin, I wasn't supposed to drink. Iwas good too, that's
what made it hard.

The Posse to attend: The Prongers and Crazy Legs, and Spence, a new member
of the Posse, although he has been to CG more times than Snipes has in the
past two months! and you Mr. Beauvais!

Let's see Jarrod and I arrived around 6:45.
I started off well with a good old Coke and a Crock of Onion... mmmmmmmm Good.

John and Spence arrived around 7:30.

First words out of John's mouth to me were not "How are you feeling?", but
"WHAT IS THAT?!? Umm, be careful when you go outside, the wind might blow
your skirt up!"

Good ol' Johnny. Needless to say I took the attack rather well, ordering up
4 blue, and when John declined the shot, I felt obliged to do his! I was
feeling faced soon after the second, but it cleared up by the end of the night.

While all this was going on, our good buddy Mr. Spence thought it would be
cute and funny if he went to Wally and buy an "O'Doul's" (spelling might be
wrong since I would never buy this type of piss and insult). Of course I
put up a fight but regardless I was forced to at least taste this nice
offering from a NEW member! It was piss. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!

After this fiasco, I returned to Cokes to try to sober up.

Jarrod and I then went to .... THE PIE!

Mike shows around 9:00, greets Dennis at the door and comes in.
Mike has already been to a bar up in Andover after work, HE STILL CAME ,
hence a Commoner
I also remember the bouncer freaking out over some song on the radio and he
asked for it to be changed and Luke said no. Then Luke game him a remote so
he could change it himself. It had no batteries, and Luke knew this the
whole time! Luke is a funny funny man. Always making sure we have a good
time, as does Wally.

Many may have noticed a long time name missing from the list--->ZIPPY.

During the night prongers became increasingly hostile toward her and then
towards Mr. Beauvais.
Let's just say a new category on the page is still being considered, its
status location, a littleabove Snipes. Its title: Beauvais! representation
Zippy and Brando himself. Reasoning for the category: Only show up to CG
when they have nothing better to do. This causes great pain to the members
who respect CG, especially the Prongers.

But, after speaking with Zippy on Saturday, I was informed that even though
she told me she was going to show, she didn't because she didn't feel well.
Zippy assures me that she did not go out. So Mr. Beauvais, you are safe for
now since you cannot have a category named after yourself and then be the
only person there.

At this point the Infractions, trying to set up euipment all night it seems
start to play, it is 11:00. CG is getting crowded and BAM! Unnatural tan
girl makes another appearance!

Hey Deuce, "How's youre Heineken?" -- now that was funny!

Jarrod and Mike left at 11:15, a show for Jarrod and a bed for Mike.

While listening to music we see SNUFULUFUGUS! SHE IS ALIVE!!!!! AND THEN HER
SISTER!!!! SHE'S MULTIPLYING!!!!!!!!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrg, help us all. This is
a sight that only seeing is believing! And to boot, they are both friends
with Unnatural tan girl!

Matt Spence is now a member of the Friends of ours Posse! Welcome him

In closing, even though I took notes on another placemat, I forgot to write
qotes, probably due to my soberness, and hence a shorter weekly, but
hopefully informative and more importantly entertaining.

I would like to reiterate and remind: booze and antibiotics do not mix!

And for those who understand: 108 Homestead. BUSTED!

visit is at: http://moestavern.res.wpi.net/cg

End Transmission.

Jay Out.