CG-Weekly 2-27-98

"kneel before the god of thunder"

THE POSSE RETURNS TO STAYING AT CG UNTIL LAST CALL!

(yes, I was there for a full workday)

let’s see, this week was interesting as ever.

-I started things off a little early by showing up at 6:00

-John, Jim and Jim’s flavor of the week showed around 7:20

-Jarrod showed around 8:30

-Mike showed at 9:20 after a day of skiing and

At 9:21 Black and Tan from Luke, no questions asked! This impresses me every week.

-Adam showed at 9:30

-Zaira showed around 11:00

I filled two-sides of the placemat again!

While I was sitting alone a little boy came in selling chocolates for a school fundraiser, or so he
said, all you need to know was I DONATED $5.00 to his cause, I was feeling generous at the
time, and I got some tasty mints.

"Iron-Maiden (aka Jim’s flavor flav) is in the hazouse with the spike bracelet!" –
Jarrod

Jim ordering the PIE! With a side of BREAD!

"James Brown Is played every week, BOMB!" – Jarrod

CD-changer kicking it with "whip-it" ala Devo.

"Oh Yeah, groove is in the heart" – Jarrod

Adam was faced

we did notice that this week the CD-changer played the same songs a few times.

"The music!, are you listening?" and then Luke turns it up.

-Jungle Boogey – 3 times!!!

-My own private Idaho – 2 times

"2 sides" – base expansion unit - Jarrod

"love me 2 times, once for tomorrow, once cuz I got aids" – Dead Milkmen kicking A$$
even today.

The cookie was forced upon me by John, 2 times and I wasn’t ready for the return to the
ring!

the cookie is not my friend anymore. Nor is the blue. Nor any drink, you getting the picture?

"Jay has lost his fucking edge. What a fucking pansy. And yes, I will fucking swear you goddam
son of a bitch, I will fuck your shit up if you use asterisks!" – Jarrod

"Jay can’t even swallow the cock (now and forever known as the cookie)" – John

Yes, folks I have lost the edge, for now, for this I apologize, but I rather have no edge than no
pulse. I only had 2 beers, 3 shots, and 1 Bacardi Limon.

Strongman on ESPN every Friday at midnight kicks A$$.

"This is the best television I could ever hope for" – John

Oh the shouting Spanish has returned!

John and Jarrod talking about schooling each other at basketball.

"If I didn’t wake up Christmas morning with a hard-on, I’d have nothing to play
with" – Darth Luke

"Double or nothing" on the bill.

LAST CALL.



That's all for this week. I am giving notice that I am thinking about going on the wagon for a
while.

I will still be at CG. never fear. the weekly will continue

Not the edge Out.