January 30, 1998

Hello my fellow members of the CG-family.

As always the weekly will keep you entertained and make those of you who failed to attend, to wish that you did.

I took notes again and nearly filled the entire placemat!

It was madness.

I must make a refraction from a previous weekly. I mentioned that the Infractions were the greatest band, I was wrong. It was brought to my attnetion that they are not the
nicest of people, some would even call them sleazy, scamming from people you know is not allowed. Trusting the source this came from and respecting his confidentiality,
I just am going to say, "Stick to the fish from your own pond."

-Well the CG night started off at 6:50 with Sherwin showing up first. Being a timid Chinise man, Sherwin was uncertain on how to apprach the bar, so he sat in the corner
and prayed a Pronger or even just a familiar face would show up.
-I rescued him a few minutes later.
-Half a beer later John made his entrance.
-Followed by Bill, missed for a couple weeks due to illness and recouperating from his return from Ireland.
-Long time "Friend of Ours" also MIA, Nick showed up.
-Then the infamous Streaker lived up to his name, making a disco dancing inferno of an entrance, as usual he caused heads to turn...unfortunately more men than women,
just kidding Jarrod.
-After Jarrod we hd the arrival of ZIPPY, formerly known as The Big Z, Zippy for the infamous broken zipper!
-Fellow lifer, Pete, entered around 8:00.
-AND THEN, THE MAN WE CALL SNIPES! It is said he has been sighted in the CG, in fact it is CONFIRMED! Nei, Mr. Wesley Sniped himself, returned from NJ and
made his usual scurry between table (where girlfriend sits) and bar (da boyz).
-AND THE FINAL ENTRY IN THE ROYAL CG RUMBLE... The webmaster himself, DEVO! arriving a little latem but when you can't find parking for 45 minutes you get
some forgivness and a, "People with non-MA plates shouldn't be allowed to park in the city!"

On a downer, Zippy left CG at 9:15 to GO TO ANOTHER place of weaker drinks, and I was informed by the Zipster herself than she ran into a CG Posse member, WHO
HAS OBVIOUSLY GOTTEN ESTRAY, LOST, KIDNAPPED or AMNESIA... That's right Brando.. we think you are dead was boozing it up somewhere else. Not a happy
moment right now.

Nick and Sherwin were out at 9:30, BUT atleast they showed to show their loyalty.

And know for the Main Event: LET"S GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!!

*Jarrod had some regurgitation of the Blue, ON PURPOSE, when he knew I wouldn't take his drink while he was off to the men's room.

*Ohh The Oatmeal"The Cock" Cookie.

*"You know what mob spells backwards don't you?" Credit John

*Billyboy actually knowing people at CG, other than the Posse!

*"Unnatural tan girl" Credit John
"Unnatural Astro...Oh I'll make that shake" Credit Jarrod

*"I wanna zoom zoom in your boom boom" Credit John

*"Get jiggy with it?" Credit John

*"We are very sad we lost Zippy to the other side" Credit unknown

*"Pinch my nipples and call me Sally!" Credit Jarrod
"Maybe after a few more of these (pointing to drink)" Credit John

*Jay acs dumb, or is he acting - John taking mat and pen from me

*"Ace Frehley! Lead Bass Guitar of the Lemmings! SHOCK ME!"... Kick A$$ - Jarrod stealing stuff from John
Side note: I have seen the new Ace Frehley release for sale!

*"Boyz night out, no ball and chain" Credit Devang minus Kathi with an i

Bill kicking a$$ by leaving for work at 10:50 PM after 5 Guinness and Onion Soup. He had to be at work at 11:00!

*"What the hell is that, a banana split of Nachos" Credit Jarrod

It gets a little fuzzy from here on in.

*"Ladies - any???" Credit Devo

Leather and Lace . . -- I have know idea, sorry.

BNP-Z -bend and peel sticker. sticker from WBCN sticker, is referring to something sexual.

And that is where my notes end.

It can be seen that Crazy Legs wasn't present last week, he was deeply missed. But, Mike did notify me ahead of time that he would not be able to attend because he was
going skiing. Mike is already established as a Commoner so he is not questioned in the least, only that he was missed.

And in closing I would just like to say, I was happy with the CG Posse outcome, We had all the Prongers at least one Commoner, as last week, and most of the Lifers, except
the two on sabbatical.

Looking forward to seeing you all next friday.

Jay

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