CG-WEEKLY

October 9, 1998

Howdy-ho POSSE!!!!!!!!!

Consistency??? Maybe!!!  With the collobartice efforts of the Prongers and Second-tier Prongers (That's right, because of their masterfully done weekly last week, AA and the Nature Boy have done the impossible and have swiftly moved up the ladder to the second highest level in the CG world: Second-Tier Prongers! 

Also, this weeks weekly, had some revitalized fuel, because of the assistance of AA and Nature Boy, I felt the love of the weekly free flowing throughout CG, they assisted in notes, allowing me to fully enjoy the CG Goodness and still remember the weekly.

And on that note let me begin spreading the news of goodness.

Members present: Big Sexy(9:00), Duke Nukem(9:30), AA(9:30), Nature Boy(9:30), Phantom(1:30-not a typo)

8.30    "The reason the weekly died is because when we first started going, we would all talk and chat, now we just sit there and drink. I spend more time drinking than writing, the way it should be" - Jay

10.00    "Who's ever seen a fork with 3 prongs" - John

10.00    Luke gives the grand gift of Pat Glasses to Bill and Andy, thrusting them into Pronger-hood, of-course in our drunken state the glasses were left at CG.

10.02    "Beastie Boys fucking suck" - Luke

10.05    Jay makes switch to BLS

10.08    "It's a bad night already" - Bill

10.12    "They'll make my movie, 'When Drinks May Come'" - Bill

10.12    "Good I need a roommate, I'll live with your mom" - John to Jay

10.15    "That's the only way IT points......to happy hour" - Andy

10.20    "Some fatties comin' this way" - Andy

            "I thought he said some faggots, I covered my ass" - unknown

10.22    "Vince Neil is a homo" - Bill

            "We are talking about wrestling, Vince McMahon!" - Andy

10.30    "I'm asking for Colt 45" - Bill

            "Double Malt?, With or without a paper bag?" - John

10.31    Bill asks Luke for a Colt 45

            "I have a 40 oz. right under the counter in a paper bag" - Luke

10.33    Andy reminisces about pissing on the "toad" at his New Year's Eve party

10.35    WANG CHUNG via BOOTY!

10.55    "I am going to end Andy" - Jay

11.00    Andy, having never been sober, spills Guinness all over himself while he was trying to take a sip!

11.13    Andy threatens the band with a chair for covering the Clash, and then tells Bill to fuck off for being in the way

11.14    Andy rubbing Bills hair, "It's so soft and fluffy. It looks like Matt Damon's." Andy, to Inmay's chagrin, is gay.

            "You were marooned on fag island" - Bill

11.15    "The disco ball is back in full effect, you now are complete, go up there and Jam with them man" - John to Bill

11.21    Andy order a StoliStrawberry and Coke

11.22    "I am a chick magnet!" - unknown

11.30    UCG/UTG/Fat-fat Woodard are ALIVE!!!!!!! John did not kill them nor is he crazy!!!  The family is complete, even the CG-troll is accounted for!!!

11.35    The band does produces some god awful noise and continue to make bigger asses out of themselves, except for Ace, as he is Da MAN!

11.37    2 Blues, again!! (AA and Duke)

11.40    John and Jay leave to pick up John's two brothers

11.41    Andy attempts the Diamond Cutter (DDP) on Jay, but because of Jay's years of vast wrestling knowledge it is blocked and  countered with a Stone Cold Stunner!

11.47    Andy is told that he has an Irish accent by some drunk girl

11.51    Andy hates Bill

11.52    Andy steals cigarette and no longer hates Bill

11.53    Andy wants to kill the band for doing a Stray Cats cover

12.00    Bill smacks his head on the bar

12.08    "Look out! Injured man coming through!" - Bill

12.16    Band does Dead or Alive by "Bon fucking Jovi"

12.17    Kimberly steals friends seat *(NPW) - non-posse writing

    -interjection from the Duke(editing): having read this, and realizing I left the weekly in the hands of Andy and Bill, and seeing that an outsider can easily access weekly-notes by sticking their hands down someone's pants. I     JUST wish that I WAS THERE TO SEE THIS CRAZY ACTION AND THAT I HOPE IT HAPPENS AGAIN!  Oh how the vast news of the CG-Posse is growing. Soon we will be able to take over the world and de-thrown the Stone-Cutters.

12.30    "I am a casual girl" - Bill

12.32    "Where are they?" - Both Andy and Bill referring to Jay and John

12.32    Love Shack

12.45    AC/DC, "They missed Highway to Hell!" - Andy and Bill

1.03    "They are still gone, what's up with that?" - to drunk to know who

1.05    Jay and John make there triumphant return and quickly start drinking

1.30    Jarrod long thought to be having a week off arrives shit-faced, blowing the minds of all CG Patrons. To the point where the lead singer of Booty goes into shock and is unable to sing, causing mayhem to break out, mostly because all are grateful of Meng for stopping the noise. All except for Bill who was still on cloud 9 (ask him why) so to end him quickly Meng applied the world renown Vulcan Death Grip, instantly paralyzing Bill. and when told to release he applied it to Dennis and the new bouncer in overalls simultaneously (watch out for overalls boy, HE'S HUGE! and he carries a mag-lite)

So it appears that the weekly is coming to a close.  I hope you all enjoyed it. I actually had a lot of fun trying to decipher the variety of chicken scratch.

Hope to see you all Friday.

End Transmission

The Duke.