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Cartman: The fat kid that the other boys make fun of.
Kyle: The smart jewish kid. He announces each week that Kenny's killers are "bastards!"
Stan: The most normal kid in the group. Each week he exclaims "Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"
Kenny: Unless you live on Mars, you already know who Kenny is. His violent death brings a smile to my face each week.
Kyle as the solar system. I don't remember if he dressed up like this or chewy in the episode.
Anthropologist. What else is there to say about him?
Brian Boytano, the famous ice skater, makes a cameo appearance.
The school bully.
Bunny that one of the boys (i forgot which one) wouldn't shoot while hunting with Uncle Jimbo.
Cheif Runningwater. Cartman thought the cheif might be his father.
Chef dressed up like Evil Keneval (sp?).
One of chef's whores.
The other whore at chef's house. Damn, he gets to have so much fun!
Crack Whore Magazine. Cartman's mother made the cover!
Once of chef's backup singers.
Big gay Al, the owner of the Big gay Animal Sanctuary.
Ms. Crabtree is the ultimate bitch. She drives the schoolbus and always screams.
Jesus, he has his own tv show and defeats Satan.
Uncle Jimbo is the alcoholic hunter. I love this guy!
Ned, Jimbo's sidekick. He lost an arm in Vietnam and speaks through a voice box in his neck. hahaha.
Officer Barbraday, the only cop in town. "There's nothing to see here" is his trademark phrase.
Mrs. Cartman, she is actually a hermaphrodite, and Cartman's father!
Stan's father. He is a seismologist and saves the town from a volcano.
Mayor. She is dumber than a tree stump, and enjoys publicity.
Stan's evil clone.
Cosmonaut on MIR. (you know, the russian space satellite).
Damien -- satan's son. What a little bastard.
Death. Stan's grandpa was dying to meet him. Who do you think death visited?
Don King. Who else could orchestrate a match between Jesus and Satan?!?
Fluffy, Cartman's pig. She got drunk and woke up next to an elephant.
Mr. Garrison, the boys' teacher. He carries a puppet on his hand. I wonder if he's gay? hmmmmmm.
Mr. Hat; He fantasizes about being stuck in a sauna with Brett Favre and a bottle of thousand island dressing.
Geraldo. Another one that needs no introduction.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo. that's right! A singing, dancing, piece of shit that comes on Christmas. hahaha
Iraqi soldier, hired by Wendy, abducts the substitute teacher, and shoots her to the sun.
Jay, the late night talk show host with the big chin visits South Park.
Japanese singer. I can't remember which episode.
Kitty. Cartman announces that kitty is being a dildo; His mother exclaims,"OH, well I know a certain kitty kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight."
Leonard Maltin. He appeared during that horrible Barbara Streisand episode.
Secret Service agent who comes to take starvin' Marvin back to Ethiopia.
Morti. Email me if you know where this character came from.
hmmmmmm, I wonder who this pig's father is? hahaha.
Mr. Garrison dresses up like Marilyn Monroe.
Phillip, Terrence's partner. He Loves to fart and talk about it.
Pip also turns into a zombie after being bitten.
Sidney Poitier.
The town priest. Even he had sex with Eric Cartman's mother!
Principal Victoria.
hmmmm, I forget. Lead singer of some band. email me with the answer so I can post it.
Bob Saget, the unfunny t.v. personality (whose last name is strikingly similar to mine) makes a cameo appearance.
Sally Struthers. Boy did she balloon up like a cow since her days on "All in the Family".
Santa Claus. He beat up Satan. What else is there to say?
Satan, he fought Jesus and lost.....on purpose.
Scuzzlebutt. The mountain monster with Patrick Duffy for a leg and a celery stick for an arm.
Sparky, stan's gay dog.
Mephesto, the mad genetic scientist whose fascination with 4 assed animals makes me question his moral character.
Sports anouncer who exclaimed, "WOW! I haven't seen a jew run like that since Germany, 1939!" OUCH!
Stan's grandfather who wants to die.
Tina Yothers, her career resembles the 20 feet of intestinal contents that I just flushed down the toilet.
The doctor who "cut off Ike's fireman."
Alien visitor who gave Cartman an anal probe.
Wendy, the stuck up bitch of the gang, dressed up like Chewbacca for Hallowween.
Wendy turns into a zombie and almost gets chainsawed in half.
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