Some of these are so funny!

• Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
  what Kazynski must surely have known
  that an intern is better
  than a bomb in a letter
  given the choice of how to be blown!
  

• There once was a man named Dave
  who kept a dead whore in a cave.
  Though he kept her on ice
  She didn't smell very nice,
  but think of the money he saved!
  

• There once was a man from Nantucket
  whose dick was so long he could suck it
  he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
  "If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it!"
  

• Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
  we don't want to leave clues like Kazynski,
  since you look such a mess
  use the hem of your dress,
  and wipe that stuff off your chinsky.
  

• A short-organed fellow named Kevin
  used a vacuum to stretch it to seven.
  Then to eight and to to nine,
  and though ten was divine,
  there will be film at eleven.
  
  If you think that our boy's now a stud,
  you've been fooled by the size of his pud.
  Although twelve inches soft,
  when it rises aloft,
  he just faints from the sheer lack of blood.
  

• There was a young man from St. Loo,
  Who gave his dear sister a screw.
  Said he, with aplomb,
  "You're better than Mom."
  Said she, "That's what Dad told me too!"
  

• There once was a man named Kent,
  Whose dong was so long that it bent.
  So to same himself trouble,
  He'd put it in double
  And instead of coming he went.
  

• My back aches, my penis is sore,
  I simply can't screw anymore.
  I'm covered with sweat,
  and you haven't come yet,
  And my God, it's a quarter to four!
  

• There once was a girl from Wake Forest
  Who had a gigantic clitoris
  Most people you see
  thought her name was Marie
  But her roomates know her as Horace
  

• There once was a man from Peru
  Who fell asleep in a canoe
  He dreampt about Venus
  While holding his penis
  and woke up with a handful of goo
  

• While sitting by the Duchess at tea,
  She asked, "Do you fart when you pee?"
  I said with some wit,
  "Do you belch when you shit?"
  And felt it was one up for me!
  

• There was a man that people liked to harrass
  He was outside cutting his grass
  With his mower he glided,
  His balls had collided
  And lightning shot out of his ass
  

• There was a young fellow named Leith
  Who used to skin cocks with his teeth.
  It wasn't for pleasure
  He adopted this measure,
  But to get at the cheese underneath.
  

• The was an old maid from Shalot
  Who lived upon frog shit and snot.
  When she tired of these
  She would eat the green cheese
  That she scraped from the sides of her twat.
  

• There was a young girl from Hoboken
  Who claimed that her hymen was broken.
  From riding a bike
  On a cobblestone pike,
  But it really was broken from pokin'.
  

• There was a young fellow named Sweeney
  Whose girl was a terrible meanie.
  The hatch of her snatch
  Had a catch that would latch;
  She could only be screwed by Houdini.
  

• There was a young lady at sea
  Who said, "God, how it hurts me to pee."
  "I see," said the mate,
  "That accounts for the state
  Of the captain, the purser, and me."
  

• There was a young lady named Moore
  Who, while not quite precisely a whore,
  Couldn't pass up the chance
  To take down her pants,
  And compare some man's stroke to her bore.
  

• A shiftless young fellow of Kent
  Had his wife do the landlord for rent
  But as she grew older
  The landlord grew colder
  And now they live out in a tent
  

• There was a young fella from Sparta,
  A really magnificent farter,
  On the strength of one bean
  He'd fart God Save The Queen,
  And Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.