I Talk To The Trees....

July 14, 1999

By Morgan Carlson

Wow! I finally got my modem clicking... let's check the old mailbox....

59 messages! Sweet!

And how much is junk mail.... hmmmm.... 58 messages worth.

One real letter? ONE?!? Ed, without your letter, my mail would have been 58 cheap-ass sweepstakes offers and forwarding list nonsense.

"Buy a CD today and get a free coupon, so you can give us more of your money!"

Heck, I'm no better. I left my address book at school, and haven't written or called anyone. So sue me.

We all suck.

- Morgan -