March 4, 1999

By Morgan Carlson

Well, yet another Web Site has decided to post my rantings and/or ravings. Check out my addition to the Nerd Resource Center at:

- add a seminerd.htm at the end, if you wish to skip right to my little pearl of wisdom. I recommend you read the whole site, though.... it offers some great perspectives on nerdiness, popularity, dating, and social values. Hey, he took my addition.... he MUST have taste.

It's odd... I've left a small paper trail across the Internet. If I ever become famous, a bunch of small-time webmasters can claim that they 'knew me' before I was big. Heck, Matt has a gold mine of Morgan material at his little page of fun. And those I Hate Fiona guys could sell my stuff for millions. Trust me, I won't forget the little people, and I DON'T mean the guy from 'Willow.'

But let's not get ahead of myself. It's time for me to make my name. I need to get into some publications, and not these candy-ass Hofstra rags that six kids in Breslin read while taking a shit. I'm talking about total Web domination.... my own page.... my own webring.... my own domain name!!!!!

The 'Net is the easiest way to get the word out, and it's completely free. However, I need a little tutoring before I attempt to create a REAL homepage. If anyone could offer some advice, I'd be grateful.

The page, of course, would just be a pile of aimless rantings and ravings. (Matt, you still get dibs on my E-mails... those won't be on it.) Finally, my biased and bitter opinions can be forced down the throat of the Web-Surfing masses.

So send in some rant ideas, you little worms... and make 'em good.

P.S. Hey Lisa, on the Game Show Network, there's a show called 'Wheel 2000', with a cartoon co-host named Cyber Lisa. She's tall, with short brown hair.... energetic... loud.... hey, kiddo, I'm not suggesting anything, but somebody at that channel owes you money. Maybe Wink Martendale.

©1999, Morgan Carlson