More Kick-Ass Websites

Feburary 25, 1997

By Morgan Carlson

Well, since I'm gonna pull the usual all-nighter today. Not that I'm
studying or anything, but I have to be up in four hours anyway, and I
don't trust my alarm to wake me with that little amount of sleep.
Besides, it will give me a chance to find some classic new webpages. And
here they are!

The Nerd Liberation Movement http://www.ctyme.com/nlm.htm - For all
of us nerds, it's obvious that if we're gonna be free, the Internet is
where to start. C'mon, who else is on the Web but nerds and pornography
fiends. (I, by the way, am proficient in both nerdiness and porn. I'd
hate to pigeonhole my abilites as such a young age, you know.) Actually,
the owner of this particular page is a smarmy little prick, and arrogant
too, but he has great Nerd links. For your other nerd needs:
'Nerd Girls Rule' Forum - this address goes right to my post. All you
girls with glasses owe me one. :)
http://members.bianca.com/mthreads/tinybunny/posts/98/02/25/819.html
The Nerdity Test - wonder if you're a nerd? Well, if you hang out with
me...... you have to love a test with it's own Star Trek section, and
with questions like: "Did you ever go to a science fair voluntarily?"
http://gonzo.tamu.edu/nerd.html

Bob's Vast Chunk of Worm Heaven - don't ask, just go. This guy is on a
planet all of his own.
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Oracle/1445/

Anti-Pages - these are pages dedicated to slandering stuff. These are
some that I checked out which are rude enough to hate music and stuff
that I like. Why was I not consulted about these?
Anti Wu-Tang Clan - http://www.angelfire.com/ny/antiwutang/
Anti Fiona Apple - http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~saisir/index.html
And here's a cool one:
Anti Fraternity - http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Vault/3163/
The anti-fraternity page is written by a chapter of friends from Psi
Phi (honest truth) fraternity who are dedicated to science fiction and
other cool stuff. They're co-educational and non-exclusive, and they
don't condone drunken mayhem of any kind. I forget what college they're
from, but I bet their GPA kicks ass.
The other two are just plain comical. The Anti-Wu page is maintained
by a Puff Daddy fan, who is upset that all the Wu fans always pick on
Puff Daddy. Check this page out while it lasts - the Guestbook is
basically a log of the Wu fans hacking into pro-Puffy pages and raising
hell. Since when could the Wu use computers? Maybe it's just Ol' Dirty
looking for smut.
The Anti-fiona page is also a little short on actual reasons to hate
Fiona, but the debate in the guestbook is lively and it hasn't been
hacked yet. (Wait, Matt, you're a hacker, right? Heh heh.... from
anti-Fiona page to Hanson pornography page overnight.....)

I found a page with a character called Gangsta Bitch Smurf, but I lost
the address. Sigh. Well, keep surfing, kids.
- Morgan -

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