Now, for our third installment...

Janurary 18, 1997

By Morgan Carlson

Well, kids, I'm back, ready for my third season (season being another
word for 'semester'.) Yup, more long-winded rants, more of my singular
opinions, and best of all, more glorification of my dull lifestyle. If
anyone has a new E-mail address or knows someone who does, tell me so I
can put them on the list again. (Unless, of course, they changed their
address just to escape the list, in which case keep quiet.)
It was a fairly uneventful little vacation.... if it wasn't for
late-night cable and my neighbor's drunken boyfriend, who knows how I
would have passed the time. (Sorry, gang, but I've told the Jeff story
enough for a while.... let's just say the drunk bastard never
apologized. I'd get him fired if the fat fuck had a job.)
Oh yeah, also I need to apologize for not writing this break..... every
day, I said: "Tonight, I'm gonna get cracking on those letters." But
then something would steal away my attention (for instance, the
'Beastmaster' marathon on Showtime) and I'd forget all about 'em. Oh
well..... hey, at least I sent a rant via E-mail. It was my special holiday
edition, special being used loosely because it no different than any of
my other stupid rants except that it revealed a strong anti-Jewel
majority (a majority being me and Lisa) on the list. Oh yeah, I've added
two new bands to my hate list.... the Mighty Mighty Bosstones and
whatever fuck-bitch that sings that sex and candy song. Any suggestions
are welcome for the list.....
I'm off..... until next time.
- Morgan -

"We must, at all costs, defend our First Amendment. It's what allows me
to come up here every week and rant and piss on life. If we didn't have it,
I'd just be some guy who works in a deli and says 'fuck' a lot."
- Dennis Miller

ecent.