Ahem... some unfinished business

December 14, 1997

By Morgan Carlson

This is less of a story and more of a bulletin kinda thing. First off,
let me apologize for my lax E-mailing over the past few weeks. Not
just lax group mailing, but lax personal mailings, too. You guys go
through all the trouble of sending me mail and I get busy and shit. Between
journalism craziness, registration, finals, and Nintendo 64, things have
been hectic all around. Even as we speak, my fingers are itching to play
just one more round of Diddy Kong Racing.... bad fingers....
Also, Tara has a final family dinner planned for Wednesday. It's not
set in stone, but it's a plan. E-mail her for detail-type things.
Send mad love out to Jeanine - with her new blades and wallet chain,
she's officially hardcore. (Upcoming private joke - beware.) Yo, that
shit be lead.
One last thing - congratulations to Rachel and Carrie for getting into
that show about the Knight with a Testicle, or whatever it's called. I
hear the two do a lesbian love scene. That's what I heard, anyway. Why
don't we write replies about this rumor and make them feel uncomfortable!
Okay, I can't resist - here's a short story. I had to finally see my
advisor to register - this is a day before the end of the semester.
Time, naturally, is running short. So, I go to the Dean of
Communications office and ask who my advisor is:
"Um, excuse me, who is my advisor?"
"You don't know? What are you, a retard?"
"No one even informed me of....."
"Or maybe you're one of those damn foreigners! Commie motherfucker!
Go back to Korea, you Injun!"
But to make a long story short (cause I'm tired), I found my advisor,
Unfortunately, my delayed registration had left me with few classes to
choose from. So, here's my next year plan:

COURSE TYPE COURSE DESCRIPTION

Advanced Polka Accordion Appreciation
Men and Women in Movies Specifically, Porno Movies
Chemistry Blowing Shit Up
Wrestling Studies The Suplex vs. The Big Leg - Which Is Stronger?
Telecommunications Stealing Cable and Defuzzing Porn Channels

Looks like another great year ahead.
- Morgan -

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