Right then, Christianity is crap, of that there can be no doubt.
Christians do, on the whole tend to speak shit.
If you look at this obvectively, you cannot fail to agree with me.
What do Christians do ?
They all go into a 'special' building, on a 'special' day to sing
and give gifts to some sort of 'higher being' who nobody has ever seen
(except in a duster). After they finish singing they give money so that
they won't feel guilty when they fellate sheep.
They go to the 'alter' and drink blood and eat 2000 year old flesh .
I mean, what kind of sick bastard invented this pile of knacker.
And on really special days, they give some fruit 'n' veg to God even though
God will never eat them. This is in thanks for the harvest, which has more
to do with cowshit than it has to do with God. Why don't they go in and
pray for cowshit ? What pisses me off about Christianity is that there is
no way of proving or disproving God's existance, a fact which comes in
quite handy for Christians as they don't need any proof, (because they KNOW).
What a bag of shit.
If people nowadays invent religions, they are nutters, plain and simple,
but years ago it must have been all the rage to invent a religion 'for a
laugh', considering how fuckin' many there are. But then, I hate the way that
Christians think that they are right, and everybody else in the whole world
is sadly mistaken. There are billions of people in Asia, surely they can't
all be that wrong ?
Well yes, in fact they can, because not only does Christianity get it wrong,
they all do. Taoists, sikhs, muslims, hindis, confuscianists (?),
the lot of them, all wrong.
Why is it, that when Henry the eighth got bored of his wife and the pope
wouldn't let him divorce, he invented the 'church of England'and now,
millions of people follow that.
I reckon, that with declining moral standards, opening of minds,
lower and lower church attendences, less and less money for 'roof repairs'
and prostitutes and those trips to Bangkok, that different religions
will have to 'compete' for customers. They'll start offering discount
burials and get three christenings for the price of two. There will soon
become a time when they have to start a 'league' format to keep the public
interested, with Buddism top, Hinduism comfortable in mid-table and
Christianity relegation favourites (to be replaced by Mormon athletic)
There was a program on tele a few years ago that I saw, it was a travel
documentary series, and in this particular episode they were in Jerusalem.
Anyway, they showed this Jewish sect. that all stood in a room, closed both
eyes, stood on one leg and just hopped around the room, singing
(it was their way of attaining nirvana). Now, as you can imagine, this
looked fuckin' freaky, but the more you think about it, the closer it is to
Christianity. OK, Christians don't usually hop about the place on one leg
with their eyes shut, but it's not the actual thing that they do thats so
similar, its the basic idea behind it.
The idea that by praying to some 'non-entity' that they will lead longer,
happier lives.
In fact, I am so sure that 'God' doesn't exist, that I am ready and
waiting to challenge him to a fight, any time, anywhere
(or should that be everytime 'and' everywhere ?)
Why was the bible written over a generation after Christ's death (I think he faked it)
As if Adam 'n' Eve ever existed.
As if 'God' exists.
Why is there no proof of anything.
Why can Christians NEVER give a yes or no answer.
Why have there been so many holy wars.
As if the big bang never happened.
As if Adam could 'make' Eve out of a spare rib.
Why do Christians take the credit when they go round helping people after conflicts, when nine times out of ten, they are the people that started it.
There, thats told you, hasn't it.
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