(No offence)

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• They are fat
• They have a stupid accent
• They think they are better than the British when they quite clearly aren't
• They seem to like Sarah 'fatty' Ferguson
• They call American football 'football' and football 'soccer'
• They have no sense of culture
• They are numb
• They think they can never get beaten at golf and cry if they do
• They play basketball
• They export their shit show's like Oprah and Ricki Lake to us
• They are rednecks
• They 'whoop'
• They can't appreciate the finer side of cricket
• They host the world cup but nobody cares
• They sue people for really stupid things
• They say "have a nice day"
• Payne Stewart (sorry Mrs Payne)
• They think "donkey-hole" (ass hole) is a really clever and cutting insult.
• They call Budweiser Beer when it is lager.
• They own loads of British car companies like Aston Martin and Jaguar.
• They think they won in Vietnam and Korea.
• They make crap films.
• They think that the English accent is "quaint" when we think the American accent is shite.
• They are very gullible and ignorant (I was asked if we had videos in Scotland, and I managed to convice them that a haggis was a small furry animal etc.)
• The confused expression they make when you ask them to justify the gun laws without using the word "constitution".
• They seem to actually believe that WWF wrestling is a) Real...... b) Enjoyable entertainment.........and c) worth paying good money to go and see. This fact alone should be enough argument to convice even the biggest sceptic that Americans are unworthy to live on this planet.

They are in fact very shit indeed. Can anyone else think of things they hate about Americans ?

?1997

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