Toad of the month!

This page is dedicated to people who look really baaaaad... and this week the honour goes to Jocelyne Wildenstein a.k.a. The Bride Of Wildenstein (so-called because her face has been mutilated by plastic surgery)... below is an article taken from June 1998's issue of FHM ...

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On September 3 last year, Alec Wildenstein pulled a .38 Smith and Wesson on his wife Jocelyne when she found him in bed with a teenage lover. Mrs Wildenstein immediately sued for divorce, demanding US$32 million in settlement plus substantial maintenance payments. When questioned by the court about why she needed such a large sum, she replied that she required a team of domestic servants in order to survive. Among the simple task she admitted were beyond her were boiling a kettle, lighting a stove and making toast. By withdrawing her staff, limousine and credit card, she claimed that her husband was subjecting her to insufferable anguish. "I cannot adequately describe the agony of these terror tactics," she moaned. In reply, Mr Wildenstein - whose fortune from his art dealing business is estimated to be worth US$6 billion - said that he had threatened his wife with a gun because she was "an hysterical individual standing there with a pair of scissors, ready to destroy me and my collection". His lawyer, Rould Felder, added:" This woman is absolute horror".

We congratulate her on winning this award.