Andy's Zone The homepage of the U. of amgordon79's Department of Random Bulls**t

4/15/02 Art History Links here

11/26/01   New Stuff!   Go here.

10/15/01   Hey! More Java stuff.  Check this out.

9/18/01 FLASH!!! I am finally back! Click here for my java project.

6/29/99 Welcome to my webpage! There will more stuff coming soon to this page. TV SPORTS POLITICS AND MORE...

Hello and welcome to my little corner of the new wide-open realm of the internet. This page will be my forum to sound off on whatever I want. This page has just been started, so the structure will be a little odd until I get things up and running.

9/11/99 I have returned to add to my unfinished mess of a website (although no one actualy knows this exists). Now that I am back at college, I will have better access to my computer and will better be able to let my strangeness flow. I will return tomorrow with the world premiere of the U. of amgordon79 Department of Random Bulls**t's first presentation lecture, sponsored in part by the Distinguished Teaching Professor (and department head) Dr. Eric J. Cartman. The first topic will be a free-form rant on politics and philosophy, with purpose of releasing the dangerously pent-up energy I have been saving over the last few months. Do you want a more concrete preview? Too bad! This web page is about shooting from the hip. Bye for now, all my merry little minions of madness...

1/27/00 After a long absence, I have returned to issue another a free-form Rant Lecture. This lecture has been sparked by the long boring display that was put on display by Fearless Leader, Billy Bob Clinton and the ensuing Republican response. All of us here in the Department of Random Bulls**t can apppreciate the time that must have been spent creating this finely crafted political bulls**t. (As you all can see, I have become disillusioned with the bipartisan system. Neither party could ever, eeeever (apologies to Chris Jericho) fit my schizophrenic values and ideology.) What did this display mean tonight? Wasn't Clinton spouting a lot of liberalisms that he thought were what everyone wanted to hear? The opposition response was more of the same. These friendly, photogenic senators were vaguely creepy somehow. Their rebuttal (heh, heh, heh) was filled with typical party rhetoric. Just for once, I would like one of these politicians to put it all in some different, honest terms. Let me clarify this. I don't want a loose cannon like Gov. Ventura (although I find it fascinating that it took a pro wrestler to shake up the gubernatorial scene). What I want to see is a true moderate with the balls to stand up for a common-sense, moral, ethical platform. The platform would take the best of what both parties do well, which isn't much, and avoid the bickering and red tape. My values can be broken down and explained at another time.  I hope all of you out there reading this, and there isn't anyone to the best of my knowledge, can undestand where my frustration is coming from. I, like all of you, am a member of the faceless sea of the middle class. My next  Rant Lecture, will endeavor to put an identity and personality (whatever that amounts to) behind the mad mind that brings forth this wonderful mess. Scary, isn't it? Good night for now, and God bless.

2/25/01   I'm back!!! After a year away, this site will be updated on a more regular basis. There will be TV show reviews and there will be working banners on this page as well. There also will be a tribute page to my favorite TV show, the brilliantly warped adult cartoon "Family Guy"

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5/21/06 more coming soon