Sisely Boy
Chatting is stupid; it's a little better to communicate via AIM, or the like. Still, I'd say...85% is still inane nothingness of communication. When you have the random AIMs, they can be potentially more interesting, because if the person IMs you, they ideally want to talk. There was always the problem with telling people where I was, though.
Badguy4: Well, I'm 19, and male...are you sure you want to know where I am?
It wasn't that I was ashamed to have been in Israel, it just seemed to often lead to stupid dialogue.
Otherscreenname: And you speak English!?!?
Even better was the answer,
Occasionally, my location really did cause problems.
Randomname: SA
Badguy4: What does "SA" stand for?
Randomname: Saudi Arabia, duh!
Badguy4: I didn't know, could have been...South Africa, South America, St. Augustine, etc...
Randomname: Saudi Arabia.
Badguy4: Cool. Does it bother you that I'm in Israel.
Suddenly, he blocked me, so that I couldn't talk to him. Well, the two countries are at war. (technically.) Of course, you also got the people who never believed that I could be in Israel.
Badguy4: Yes...does it bother you?
Otherscreennam2: No, it's cool. Can you call me?
Badguy4: Why would I make an international call to you?
Otherscreennam2: So we can speak Hebrew.
Badguy4: No.
Otherscreennam2: Well, lemme call you. What's your number?
Badguy4: No, if you call me, I get kicked off-line. There's automatic call waiting in this country. Besides, it's 3AM here. You'll wake up my family. (I was staying with my relatives in Jerusalem.)
Otherscreennam2: What's the number?
Badguy4: Here, you can have my dorm room number, it's 972 76484576. But, if you call, you'll get my answering machine, and it's in Arabic, because of my roommate.
Otherscreennam2: That's one number too many.
Badguy4: What do you want me to do about it?
Otherscreennam2: Oh, the seven is the area code?
Badguy4: Yes.
Otherscreennam2: You're not really in Israel, are you?
Badguy4: Yes I am.
Commercial break:
That's annoying. I decided a long time ago, or at least when I first got AOL, not to lie on-line. It's just way too easy. Can you really establish that I'm not Rush Limbaugh, making himself out as even more of an ass, on-line? However, at the same time, I made the decision to go along with what people said, no matter what. I mean, I wouldn't give away credit card numbers or passwords, but if the person says he's Rush Limbaugh, then, fine, I'm talking to Rush Limbaugh. People have claimed to have gone to schools with me, and had crushes on me, or whatever, and I'll go along with them, but eventually, I'll point out the flaws in their arguments.
Back in the states, this really was only a problem, once. I was IMed by a girl named AYM20, we inanely talked for a while, and then she left. A while later, I was IMed by a Sisely Boy (a girl) who starts talking to me. Still inane chat.
Badguy4: I don't know, a few others.
Sisely Boy: Like who?
Badguy4: ANY20, I think, and the others were mostly old friends.
Sisely Boy: Are you sure it wasn't something else 20?
Badguy4: No, might have been. Maybe it was AYM20.
Sisely Boy: She is such a bitch! I hate her.
So, we try to talk out her problems, and fine. Every time I signed on after that, there would always seem to be one of them on. Sisely Boy claimed to be in love with me, and AYM20 kept up this thing. Eventually, this was getting annoying, especially, because Sisely Boy would keep cussing me out, and IMbombing me. It got to the point where I finally told them how stupid the whole thing was, that it was obvious they were one and the same, the fact that they were never on at the same time, the fact how quickly they talked, their were other problems too, etc. Sisely Boy, thinking she was revealing a deep secret finally said, "Ha! I have something to tell you, I'm a twelve year old boy."
Fine, whatever. So, while in Israel, my brother asked if, while under my sn, he should tell people that I was under the SN of badguyfor. I said it was ok, and was about to clarify it, that it was ok...except to those two yabos, when Sisely Boy IMed me.
"Your brother told me your new SN! I missed you so much."
Oh god.
It happened again. ^Miraculously enough, after asking me where I was,^ "she" too was in Israel. These went on and on, time after time, "she'd" go on with this tripe, and I'd occasionally point out the flaw in her argument, and then listen to her scream at me, and cuss me out.
So, "she" asked me out. Why not. Maybe this way it would end. "She" hadn't been using dual personas while in Israel, and "she" hadn't e-bombed me, or the like. So, I agreed to meet.
Oh wait, one problem. I had already known this guy wasn't in Israel. "She" picked a place she knew existed. "You're in Be'er Sheva? How about Pizza Hut?" That's not so different than knowing that there's a Pizza Hut in a given US city.
So I went. Really, why not? What's the worse case scenario? I eat alone? You should know that Pizza Hut in Israel is ridiculously expensive. They made it an up-class joint. They, seriously, offer you a wine menu, as you walk into the place.
Oh, so yeah, I wound up spending a fortune on a bad pizza, and I ate it by myself.
So, then of course, that night, when I got on-line,
Commercial break:
Badguy4: Actually, I went.
Sisely Boy: Oh.
Badguy4: Yep.
Sisely Boy: Sorry I couldn't make it.
Badguy4: 'sok. I ate by myself.
Sisely Boy: You should know, I'm a fourteen year old boy. Bye.
Badguy4: Yes, I knew that.
Sisely Boy: Wait what???
Badguy4: I thought you left. We've been through this before...you'd already told me that, I've been showing you the problems you've been making.
Sisely Boy: Are you really in Israel?
Badguy4: Yes. I haven't lied to you during this entire time.
Sisely Boy: You're weird.
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