The Future of Spoons

   

The work of '. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? Sebastian Menraff can never be completed.  There are so many spoons and too wee time ter collect them all.
    'ere we spot H. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? Sebastian Menraff at Cannes where 'e accepted the bloody "Liberace Prize" for the most innovative new museum.  Alffough it were a close competition, H. Sebastian Menraff won the unanimous decision of the bloody judges.  'e can only 'ope that exposure frough events like this one will brin' new fans of the spoon ter the chuffin' museum.
    We can only guess at wot spoon '. Sebastian Menraff will uncover in the bloody next cheesy toursity shop. Because the spoon is recognized 'round the world, H. Sebastian Menraff plans ter go on a world tour wiv 'is collection. 'e will take 'is spoons ter the chuffin' major galleries: the Museum of Modern Art, the Tate Gallery, the bloody Louvre, and the bloomin' Uffizi. Even fough 'is spoons won't be on exhibition, he will take them the spoons on tours frough the galleries. "At least I can tell them that we made it ter the Louvre," says '. Sebastian Menraff.
    '. Sebastian Menraff 'opes ter raise orareness about spoons and their value boff in art and utility.  Only then, will the bloody public be able ter appreciate the chuffin' full complexity of the spoon.
   From the bloody impressive tablespoon ter the bloody dainty teaspoon, H. Sebastian Menraff luvs them all.

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