Sebastian Menraff
Sebastian Menraff is one of Canada's leadin' collectors of spoons.
'is collection spans evry continent, evry country, right, and evry cheap tourist shop.
Seen 'ere makin' the bleedin' international sign of spoon collectors, right, H. Sebastian Menraff 'as spread peace and understandin' 'round the world frough 'is spoons.
After completin' post-graduate work in the history of spoons, Guvnor Menraff decided ter apply 'is talents ter work in the area of tourism. 'e seen a demand for blokes 'oo wanted ter collect spoons but just didn't feel like copping out of the house. So, right, he began 'is quest ter gaffer spoons for collectors 'oo just don't want ter travel. Right.
After several quests for spoons, right, Guvnor Menraff learned that blokes wanted ter find spoons for themselves. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. They found it too orkward or embarrassin' ter go into tacky souvenir shops and buy a pile of them. Moreover, it were too difficult for some blokes ter find collectable spoons. Where are the chuffin' good shops and the bleedin' rarest spoons, then, mate? '. Sebastian Menraff knows.
It is the vision of '. Sebastian that allows 'im ter build 'is spoon collectin' and travel empire one spoon at a time.
Guvnor Menraff currently resides in 'ead-Smashed-In-Buffalo-Jump, Alberta.
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